Chapter 10- Tricks and Treats

Sims2EP9 2017-08-11 22-39-57-86When we last left the Uglacies, all of the kids had arrived at college.  A poll for the heir was on.  The viewers have spoken.  The votes are in… who reigned supreme as the next Uglacy heir?  Drum roll please…  bum bum bum bum…

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-42-03-77Louise Uglacy… come on down!  You won by 71% of the votes with 15 votes.  Tiffany came in second at 4, and Shaun had one vote.. and Lisa had one vote.  I mean come on, was there any doubt… she’s an ugly zombie with a unibrow… and the romance aspiration to have 20 simultaneous lovers.  If that doesn’t scream Uglacy, I don’t know what does.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-11 22-43-59-62“Now wait one frickin, frackin second here… I demand a recount!  I obviously was groomed to be the Uglacy heir.  This isn’t fair!”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-11 22-44-33-68“Get a grip sis, the votes are in and the polls are public at boolprop.com.  It’s not like I ever wanted this gig anyways.  Now I have to settle down and have a bunch of brats.”

Lisa:  “I’d love to have some babies and…”

“OH shut up Lisa!  Take your family loving aspirations out of here, would you?!  You are way too pretty to be heir.”

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 16-43-22-18“Great, now I’ve got to play the part.”

Let’s work on getting out of the dorms and into the Uglacy Greek House.

“Fine, fine, these nerds should be showing up anytime.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-12 17-41-57-14“Yay, try to catch us!”

“Ha, ha, tag you’re it.”

“I’m not going to let you talk to me, ha ha ha.”

“Er, remind me again, I want to be part of this Greek House because?”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-12 17-42-34-13“Gooo Verbits… oh yay.  This is so much fun.”

“Your school cheer sucks.  I’m not sure you are pledge material. We need a better performance.  One more time with feeling.”

“Grrr, I’ll give you feeling bowl hair boy.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-12 23-36-33-03“She’s in there sucking up to the Greek House that I was supposed to get into first, because I was supposed to be heir.”

“Oh get over it, Tiffany.   Why don’t you join Buck and me in our interpretive dance of pathetic sibling wannabes.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-12 23-49-00-28“Tank, thank goodness you came to college.  Not all is lost… I’ve missed you so much… *slurpy, kissy noises…*

“Tiffany, baby, me and my brothers got a cool little apartment on campus.  We finally got away from my crazy old man.”

“Oh I’m so glad you’re here, you’re my one true love.”

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5 Minutes later…”OH my goodness, that Phil is dreamy…”

Er… okay.  Don’t let Tank hear that Tiffany.

“Tank, Tank who?”

Fortune sim, my butt.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-12 23-51-58-26“So we took a vote, and you managed to corner all of us and befriend us.  Welcome to the Uglacy Greek House!”

“Great.  This is almost as exciting as the day I got potty trained.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 00-56-50-54“Do I really have to go… I mean there are free meals at the dorm and lots of guys.”

It’s a legacy college tradition…  and they have a hot tub and double beds.

“Well in that case… call the taxi!”

Spoken like a true romance sim.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-37-42-86“OK bowl cut boy, time for a new look.  And I dyed it  to match the color of that pink power ranger suit you insist on wearing.”

“WOW, I love it.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-39-16-67Makeovers become the new initiation for pledges… because there is no greater torture than a bad makeover.

“Way to go on the blush, sis!  You know zombies can’t pull off this color.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-41-42-13“Wait, you’re telling me I have to wear this until the pledge period is over?!  I just though I had to write your term paper, scrub a toilet or two, but this is ridiculous.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-46-57-75But of course she gets Phil’s right the first try…

“OH baby, it’s so me… I’m feeling all Austin Powers.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-47-25-26“She is so fine!  I would tap that.”

“He is so fine!  I would tap that.”

From one romance sim to another.  But then they would literally tap anything.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-58-53-86Not that the *cough, cough… the fortune sim is much better.

“What?!  I’m just relaxing.  Nothing wrong with chilling in Phil’s bed.  It’s economical.  I save on buying a bed.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 14-55-17-78“Chris, this is award winning chili.  They aren’t kidding, Don’s recipe is to die for.”

“So right, Phil, let me reach in and grab your heart.”

And there are some rumors about Don’s famous chili… no comment.  Let’s just say I bet our secret recipe would make those baked bean amateurs pee themselves.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-10-04-29Speaking of Don, his Chili Palace is hugely popular.  Louise takes all her dates there, which should keep him in business alone.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-11-54-49The simselves flock like crazy.  They buy his desserts faster then he can stock the shelves.

Blueberry Pie:  “But what do you mean you’re out of Blueberry Pie?”

Cowforbrains:  “How about some fresh sim pies… I mean meat pies?”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-13-54-17Pony’s simself:  “Come on hostess, I want some chili already.  I’ve been standing here eyeing this menu for two hours.  How long must I tap my feet impatiently?”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-16-30-30Even Bella Goth hangs out here, although she seems to want some weird vegan version of Don’s chili.  Figures.

“Well I have a figure to maintain.  Not everyone can pull off this red dress.”

That’s not what I hear… cough, cough…

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-28-23-16Speaking of… victim #1 Kenneth Grundstorm.  Only 19 simulataneous lovers left to go and have to be completed within one year to get her life time want… CAN she do it?  Because once we hit the Junior year Louise has to re-roll as the heir and likely will not get romance and the same lifetime want.  The clock is clicking.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-31-01-96“Well I was going to haul her off to the secret society… but never mind.”

Actually happened.  He never did come back for Louise, not sure if she missed her chance, but hey, she was busy getting busy.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 15-32-17-15“I moved in, can I wipe this makeup off now?”

And lose that fantastic lipstick. No way.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-05-56-44“So to properly bow Phil, you have to look down lower, lower… yes, right there.”

Louise:  “I’m totally on to you Tiffany.”

“Shut up Louise, you got no room to talk.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-29-16-00Victim #2, Ravi Do… yea I didn’t make that up.  He looks a lot like her grandpa Don.  Feeling a bit Game Of Thrones here.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-29-40-72Not that that stopped us.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-41-04-24Whose that hussy just a walking up the street…

“I am not a hussy.  I run the finest sorority on campus.”

Sure, sure Heather Huffington.  Whatever you want to call your sordid little den of sins.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-42-29-12“Oh Heather, long time no seee.”

And I actually forgot Barbara the cheerleader had a fling with Heather back in the day until she ran up and smooched her as a “hello”.  But then hasn’t everyone had a fling with Heather?  Her lips are the petri dish of the campus.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-43-43-65Another fine member of our Greek House establishment is pissed off Chris who is furious with Tiffany for no reason whatsoever.  Chris has anger management issues.

“Maybe cause I’d like to graduate sometime in the next ten years.  Or Maybe cause you actually turned my girlfriend into a brain eating zombie and kicked her out of this house because you were too lame to figure out how to get a mod out of your game!  Or maybe it was the time you had one of your heirs use me, then throw me away because I wasn’t ugly enough… or…”

OKAY Chris.  Go color or something.  Geesh, you should just be grateful to get game time.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-55-11-34Victim #3… Rip Grunt.  The poor forgotten middle brother of the grunt family.  Surely this kid needs some love.  Lets go all out.  Put on the disco dress for this one.

“Tell me what you want, what you really, really want…”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-53-41-90“I want to be friends with my little brother Buck.”

“Wow.  Way to kill the mood.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-57-21-31Better start out with a peck, Louise.  Don’t want to scare the crap out of him.  As the lioness nears the prey… ever so cautiously…

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 16-56-29-45Awww, first kiss.  I guess none of my sleezy sims have gotten to him yet. Until now.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-00-45-61“Rip, hold my hands and look deep into my social glasses…”

“Rip!  Get away from that she wolf!  She’s just going to use you and throw you away… just like our mother did to dad!”

Now, now Tank, get your sim story history correct.  Your mother did not cheat on your dad, she died mysteriously… while watching TV with Olive Spectra or something.  Bella was the big cheater in Sims 2.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-01-37-61550 interactions later… 4 beers, a bag of popcorn, and 54 cuss words…

“Yay, you’re my best friend.”

GADS he is so hard to get… what college boy plays this hard to get?!

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-05-27-65Of course, it’s not helping that Tank is hovering. “I’m warning you, Rip, she’s the college tramp…”

“SHUT UP Tank!  You always try to ruin everything for me!”

Technically Heather Huffington is the college tramp.  I just needed to clarify that for the readers.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-06-17-48“Your brother’s just jealous.  Let’s forget about him and have a good time.  What do you say, Rip?”

“You really like me?”

“Er sure I do.”

“That’s great, but I got to go now.  I have to study to maintain the Dean’s list.  See you later.”

ARRRRGH.  Really Rip?!  We are on a time crunch here.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-20-20-15The next day… finally.  She deflowers poor little Rip.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-30-06-92Sadly he shows up with flowers that evening while she started courting a new potential lover.

“I thought I was special to you.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-30-39-69‘Fine, I’ll just take my flowers and go.”

And he did.  He didn’t even get mad.  It was kind of sad and pathetic.  Poor Rip.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-39-50-22Not that it slowed Louise down.  Victim 4 was Juan Copur, the dorm zombie whose brain eating tendencies had finally disappeared along with the mod.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-44-22-44But who should show up… Rip’s brothers.  This crap only happens in my game.  Keep in mind I have no control over Buck or Tank, they just happened to be at the party and stalked the hot tub all on their own freewill.

“See Buck, not even a day and she’s already forgotten about Rip and moved on.”

“Tramp!  Trash!  CHEATER, CHEATER!”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-46-17-36“Er, these guys are really starting to creep me out, Louise.”

“Just ignore them, Bob, they’ll go away.”

“Juan, my name’s Juan.”

“Whatever.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-47-14-00OH My God!  I have had Banned 4 Life pictures before but Buck Grunt poses for the all time kill!  He’s one kinky freak.  Buck is not afraid to take it to the next level.  I need some soap for my eyes.  He’s enjoying that mohawk way too much.

Tank:  “GEESH Buck, even I’m outta here!  You little creeper.”

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-00-24-91Thank goodness Don was there to save the day and make the party a roof raiser.  Chris graduated,  freeing up a spot for Shaun, the last remaining Uglacy in the dorm, to move in.  Now all the Uglacies are in their Greek House.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 17-09-23-21Feeling a little bad for Chris, I had Aurora, his zombie girlfriend from chapters ago, came over and eat his face, and they lived happily ever after.  Actually she didn’t eat his face because I finally figured out how to get that mod out of my game.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-27-19-28Barbara, Noseferatus’s girlfriends from chapters ago, also graduated, and maybe, if I have time, I will move her into his downtown apartment and they will live happily ever after too.  But that is a big maybe. I barely can maintain one family of time sucking sims.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-49-44-24Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-49-50-99Barbara grows up while Shaun hates her with a passion of a 100 angry faces and wants to literally see her dead ghost.  See exhibit A above.  No one seems to particularly like Barbara and her cheer-leading ways.    Thank goodness she is moving out before he moves in or chaos would be inevitable.  Especially since he is oddly attracted to her too.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-51-08-14“What a great party!”

Arggggh… what the hell?  Where did she come from?  And why is this grandma is her undies… eeew.  Some questions are better left unanswered.

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-17-22-45I finally figured out that while carnivals won’t work if you own the business, they will work if you just make them a community lot.  I didn’t actually make this lot, I think I downloaded from Mod The Sims.  But yay, unlike the horrendous mess we made of spending all the Uglacy’s money on an amusement park that didn’t work, now this one does.   BECAUSE ITS NOT MINE. That’s why.

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-16-27-08“OH my gosh, this roller coaster actually moves!”

“I had no idea they could actually move, or that we could sit in them.  Amazing!”

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-19-56-91“Arrrgh, the haunted house is actually haunted, with badly singing and dancing skeletons.”

“That’s right baby, and no matter how bad our singing is, you better never delete this lot, or we will seriously haunt your game by crashing it… muhaha.  Come on Boys!  Let’s break out in a chorus of Justin Bieber songs!”

True story boys and girls… never delete modded npc’s or your game will be eternally cursed.  I have learned the hard way that you should read the fine print on Mods.

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-34-59-05Speaking of npc’s, is it any surprise that the charlatan is actually drawn to the railroad tracks?

“AHA, finally, I can do more than pick pocket mere sims.  Now I can kidnap fair maidens and tie them to the track, muhaha.  It is a glorious day!”

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-33-54-51“Hey I need some rope and a fair maiden up here!  NO not you Sandy Bruty!  I said a fair maiden.  Where is that doofus Meadow Thayer when I need her?”

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-35-20-74“Wait, what do you mean there’s no interaction to tie a sim up on the track and kill them?  But, but that’s so unfair.  What’s the point of the tracks?!”

Sims2EP9 2017-06-11 12-36-37-73“Curses.  Foiled again.”

The Charlatan walked all over the tracks the entire time.  I was literally laughing aloud and amused by this.   He was drawn to the roller coaster tracks.  Oh if only I were a modder, the mods I would make.  Death by train tracks would be at the top.

Sims2EP9 2017-08-13 18-41-15-07But I digress.  So back at the Uglacy House, Tank walked in on Tiffany and Phil, “relaxing” as usual.

“Tiffany?”

“Oh calm down Tank, Phil and I are just good friends.  We were just talking.”

“In bed?!”

“Well I said we were good friends.  Geesh.”

Sims2EP9 2017-09-05 15-14-41-89“That’s it, Louise.  I’m not letting you do any more makeovers on me.  You haven’t gotten one right.  When the hell are you going to earn a badge?”

“Oh was the point to get a badge?  I thought it was to make you look stupid.  Besides, I’m too busy to actually earn a badge.”

“Don’t you mean getting busy?!”

“Getting busy is being busy.  It’s all about goals, and mine is 5 lovers… but who am I kidding?  I will never be happy.  I’m an overachiever that way.”

Sims2EP9 2017-09-05 15-22-13-98Louise: “So Phil, I have a special graduation present just for you…”

Lisa:  “OH no, come on sis.  How can we be twins?”

“I donno, Lisa, you’re so NOT an Uglacy.  Come on Phil, kiss me.”

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“Cough cough, one second while I hack up my lung.”

“Great, he’s  got the sim flu, and I have to kiss this germ infestation.”

You rolled the want.  Although now you will probably get the flu and infect every guy on campus.  Wonderful, nothing like having a sick romance sim who wants to bang everyone.  This is how STDs start boys and girls.

Sims2EP9 2017-09-05 15-29-31-96Lover 5- Phil, who is potential uglacy material.  But for now he is going in the sim bin, because he has officially graduated.

“Wow that was the best graduation present ever!”

Sims2EP9 2017-09-05 15-45-21-52“Woohoo, Hit my five lover goal and now on to 20.”

“Sis, can you please not run around in your underwear all day?  And besides, we are almost Juniors.  That could all change.”

“Wrong big brother.  You see after our creator re-examined the Legacy college rules, I do not have to change my aspiration as a junior.  That’s an option, not a requirement.  So guess whose going to get 20 lovers???  Oh, and here’s a hint, it’s not you.”

Yes, so change of plans.  Get Louise platinum by end of college, that way she won’t go all red when she has to start popping out Uglacy babies and doesn’t have a life.  Because nothing sucks worse for a romance sim than Legacy living.

Sims2EP9 2017-09-05 16-05-45-89Lisa, on the other hand is my most difficult sim to keep in the green right now, probably because I make her do all the cleaning and homework assignments, just like the Cinderella she is.  About to hit red, we call her girlfriend Kaylynn Bear over for a quick date and some aspiration points.

“Kaylynn, we have room now.  Why don’t you pledge and move in with us?  I feel so alone here.”

“Sure Lisa.  That sounds great.  I’d love to be used for your aspiration fodder.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 11-47-58-64Speaking of using sims, Louise is on date with Richard Menon, the original zombie that crashed my sorority house several chapters ago.  Richard went to a zombie rehab and finally stopped his brain eating ways.  All the better so Louise can seduce him as lover #6.

Time for some romantic poetry… to interpret their date.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-14-10-63Although Richard  no longer eats brains, Louise immediately realized that Richard’s insane.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-13-22-24Not that it stops her or slows her down.  She wants to make out in front of the town.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-20-59-98Romance sims are so very uncouth.  With no moral regard, they head for the booth.

The pictures they take are best left unseen, but woe the poor janitor who cleans up the scene.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-23-10-44With the shame icon of woohoo hearts still fresh over her head, Louise promptly picks the next victim to bed.

“Well hello there…”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-25-28-87When what to her wandering eyes should appear, but her hot Grandpa Goopy from past many years… NO NO NO.  We ARE NOT going that Game of Thrones.

“But he’s the hottest sim in the room!”

NO LOUISE!

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-31-11-41“The great Goopy Gilsbaro.  Wow.  You are legendary.  They don’t make sims like you anymore.”

“Well thank you kid.  Thank you very much.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-45-07-37OH no, the bachelors have arrived at the sorority house.  Gage, Gage Jr., and Goopy.   I feel like the romance sims are infesting my town faster than zombies.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-49-20-79And of course who else should show up but Heather Huffington.  Uninvited!  Are you kidding me?!

“Ohhh, hey, whose your cute uncle Louise?”

I’m sure Gage and Heather have already met… in some chapter somewhere.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 12-49-55-90“I am so honored to be in the presence of the great Gage Uglacy.  I’m not worthy.”

Seriously Heather, you need to find another role model.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-33-51-47Our little greek house on Peanut Street is expanding…

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-31-40-28Every house has it’s “I HATE YOUR GUTS” relationship.  This one is Lisa and Bruce.

“Well yea!  He’s such a ridiculous dork. Like look at him.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-58-10-94Meanwhile Louise is busy getting busy again.  This time with Count Holden.

“I heard you vampire dudes are all about a good time.”

“Vell ve do like our pleasure aspurrations.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-59-11-62“Well, well, well.  Who do we have here, but the little tramp who broke Ripp’s heart.”

“Er, hello General Grunt.  Yea, that’s me, I deflowered poor Rip.  Now can you get out of the way.  We want to go dancing at the Crypt.”

“Yea,why don’t you make me.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-59-34-68“Very vell, if you insist… you vant to let me suck your bluudh.”

“Wow… I never noticed what big fangs you have.  You must have a great dental plan.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 18-59-58-06“Yeah well you boys have fun, I’m going dancing.  See you inside Count.”

“Slurp, gulp, ves, ves, I vill be dare in ah minute.”

Meanwhile I was smacking my head against the keyboard.  I didn’t think vampires autonomously attacked downtown and the last thing I needed was a vampire General Grunt.  UGH!  Although, this could be hilarious.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 19-02-44-33“Sorry vear,  I vas momentarily distracted.  Now vhere vore veee.”

“No problem Count.  Kind of glad you bit that idiot.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 19-05-44-51“Oh, you svell delicious.”

“You’re not biting me are you?”

“Er… no… maybe… vust a vittle nibbling.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 19-07-07-19“Wow, I can see with all new vampire eyes… and she is hawt!  I see what my son saw now.  Hubba, hubba.”

“Is that weirdo swooning over me?”

“Ignore him, vear.  Time es vunning out, vet’s go vack to your vlace and I can suck your bluuud.. I vean vee can make sweet love.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-09 19-30-26-10Oh so disappointing Count Holden.  Only 500 aspiration points.  Pffft.  And I thought vampires were supposed to be great lovers.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-13-37-13Well they can’t all be Casa Novas.  Time for a change of pace… A HALLOWEEN PARTY!

I do love to download for the holidays.

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“Did someone say party!”

No party would be complete without this little zombie.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-15-44-01“Ladies, Gagemeister here, ready to full fill all your wishes.  All you have to do is rub my bottle…”

Arrgh.  Of course he shows up.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-36-45-07“Look, I even brought a friend.  How about a little probing?”

“Um, normally I do the probing…”

“Wrong again.  I’m the mad scientist here. I’m just going to grab your heart.  Er, you do have a heart right?”

“Of course.  It has ten chambers and its’ own condominium.”

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“Guess who I am?!”

“Tank.”

“Dang it!  How could you tell?”

“Oh I don’t know.  The camouflage eyes perhaps.”

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“OH geesh Lisa!   Will you stop beating up Bruce already?”

“Why Louise?  Is he another of your lovers?”

“NO!  You’re totally ruining the party score.  Now he’s going to be running around whining at everyone.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-32-00-30“Waaah, and then she beat me up.”

“Dude, get over it already.  By the way, you’re dressed awesome for Halloween.”

“These are my regular clothes… waaaah.  Nobody understands me.”

NO, no we don’t.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-19-47-85“Lisa, oh my darling but you have grown up.”

“ER yea, GRANDPA Goopy.  Can you dial that thought bubble down.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-20-43-20“Seriously, you need to get into SIM PE and make some adjustments.  Having great uncle Gage and great grandpa Goopy hitting on me, is too much.”

Well it’s okay now.  He’s hitting on your girlfriend, Kaylynn.

“WHAT?!”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 23-05-16-20“Heather!”

“Lousie!”

Oh look, slut sisters from another mother… isn’t that precious.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-29-38-54“Sure, sure, we always get the bad wrap.  But where would sims be without the romance sim?  Am I right guys?  I mean fortune sims are so boring.  And then you have knowledge sims, ugh.  Who wants to see a sim study all day?  And popularity sims reek of being utter annoying.  Pleasure sims aren’t half bad, but family sims, they are just romance sims disguising their desires in ‘oh, I want ten babies’.   Nobody wants ten brats, they just want to make the babies.”

“I completely agree, Heather.  It’s us romance sims that make this game exciting.”

“We could run this show Goopy.  Everyone should be our love slaves.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-30-53-28“Well I did have a fan club once…  It was almost like having love slaves, only they didn’t love me, and they wouldn’t do what I wanted them to.”

“Because they were everything but romance sims, Gage.  Simselves are never romance sims.  We should get one of those aspiration thingie bop things, and make everyone a romance sim.”

“Even the simselfs?”

“OH especially the simselfs.   Can you imagine?   It would be like one big sim orgy of love!”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-43-18-13We interrupt the romance sims evil plotting to bring you this, the Greek House is all set up to party for Halloween!  Almost all these goodies can be found at Mod the Sims.  Now let’s return to our party in progress.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-46-22-98Apparently Lisa was able to get Kaylynn away from Goopy, and really likes her Halloween costume.  Kaylynn Bear is actually quite pretty without the plain Jane haircut.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 23-23-48-24While Shaun and Lindsey realized they had a two bolt connection.

“Lindsey?”

“Shaun?”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 23-25-21-75“I never noticed that you were attractive until you covered your face in makeup.”

“Me either.  Wow.  There’s just something so sexy about clowns.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-48-40-25“But I can’t hula.”

“You just wave your arms like this Heather.”

“OH my Gawd, it’s so complicated!”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-38-25-12Cause this is thriller, thriller night…and no one’s gonna save you, from the beast about to strike.  You know it’s thriller, thriller night…

Heather:  “OH boolprop!  Now you guys are doing the zombie with Don?!  Why do you guys have to do all the hard dances!”

“They aren’t hard Heather, you’re just mentally challenged.”

“Can’t we do the macarena?”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-47-46-14Meanwhile, outside…

“Listen Louise, I’ve really been wanting to talk to you.”

“Ripp, you’re a nice boy and all, but you need to understand, I never wanted anything serious.”

“No, no.  I totally get it.  I’m a romance sim too.”

“WHAT?!  You’ve got to be kidding.”

“Honest.  In fact I’ve already rolled the want for 3 lovers and 10 make out sessions.  So you see, you don’t need to avoid me at all.  Well, except when you’re on  a date or flirting because I will totally see that as cheating even though I really don’t care.  Such a lame over-reaction built into the game.”

“I know, right?!”

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“Well he may have forgiven you, but I haven’t.”

“Wow, I suddenly feel daggers staring into my back.”

“Your day of reckoning is coming.”

“Yea, okay Tank.  By the way, you may want to stack up on some garlic necklaces the next time you go visit daddy-o.”

“Huh?”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-54-00-94Where are you going Queen Tiffany?

“Visiting campus, I’m getting a pizza.”

But I just laid out a whole buffet for the party!

“Don’t care.  I want pizza.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-28 22-38-22-00“So I overheard you were thinking of taking over the world with romance sims?”

“No. ” *shifty eyes*  “Whoever told you that?”

“Yea, ha, ha, like you could.  Everyone knows us popularity sims rules.  People would follow us, not you guys.  That’s why we’re politicians, mayors, and generals and big wigs like that.  Romance sims are nothing but play toys.”

“You’re our play toys bitch.”

“What?”

“Nothing, I was just clearing my throat.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-52-03-93“That’s weird.  Wasn’t this ornament on the porch a minute ago?  I could of sworn.”

Yeah, me too.  That’s not creepy at all.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-52-41-11“Well let’s get you off the sidewalk, little guy.”

“Your mother sucks wieners in hell!”

“What, what was that?”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-53-33-28“Are you putting me in the cop car?”

“Uh, nooo.  I’m the limousine police.  Apparently I just happened to arrive when the cops were busting up your party.”

“But you are a cop?”

“Erm, sure.”

So the secret society finally comes back for Louise on Halloween, after she’s befriended a gazillion of them.   A little late on the take.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-54-30-34

Cop:  Hmmm, that’s odd.  It looks like he has handcuffs on her.  Could he possibly be kidnapping her?  Maybe I should look into it, of course that would mean interrupting my super important job of breaking up parties after midnight.

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 12-55-10-31

Well he does seem to be forcing her into that suspicious limo…

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“Hello young man.  Is everything okay?  I couldn’t help but notice you shoving a handcuff woman into your car.”

“It’s um fine.  She just dressed up as a victim for Halloween.”

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“Oh well carry on then.  What a  nice young man.  Silly me, thinking something was amiss.  Must be those over-perceptive cop instincts of mine.  I’m sure she’s fine.”

Sims2EP9 2017-10-29 13-39-00-25

Yeah, I’m sure she’s just fine!

Happy Halloween everyone, and maybe next time I will actually get these kids to their graduation!  Until then, keep on simming!

 

 

 

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Chapter 9, Carnie Folks

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 01-49-21-51Welcome one, welcome all, to a Sims 2 business you will not soon forget.  I know I won’t.   No matter how hard I try.   Never content to just have a simple business for my legacy family, I decide to go big or go home!  The Uglacies were becoming Carnies!!!  Which seemed like a fitting business for this family.  I went download crazy and downloaded whatever carnival crap I could get my hands on.  This beautiful carousel is made by crispsandkerosene found here:  https://uk.pinterest.com/source/crispsandkerosene.tumblr.com/

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 00-54-47-73Yes, Tiffany (the heir to be, or so I thought, get to that later) wanted 5 top 10 businesses. So Uglacy Land was born!  Kind of like a  glitched version of DisneyLand for sims.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 00-45-04-87There were bumper cars (by Echo at the Mod the Sims and at her site http://www.leefish.nl/mybb/showthread.php?tid=6828).

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 01-46-09-72A ferris wheel from Ilana Sims.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 02-01-01-75Bop the evil clown on the head… and that looks like it would actually damage your hand.  This disturbing game was also designed by Crisps and Kerosene Sims.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 02-01-57-36Cotton candy, popcorn stands, also by Crisps and Kerosene Sims.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 00-49-37-45Even a pie eating and hot dog eating contest table by Crisps and Kerosene.  I also have roller coaster capabilities per Echo at Mod the Sims, unfortunately, the Uglacies literally ran out of money and to be truthful, it was not a good business endeavor.  It turned out to be hugely painful, expensive, and a flop.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 00-52-10-12First of all, the townies seemed genuinely confused by the items.

“Popcorn?!  But what is this?”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-47-22-80Not that Tiffany couldn’t sell it.

“Come on Pazlo.  You’re preggers dude.  Surely you deserve some cotton candy to compensate for that alien PTSD you’re dealing with.”

“You’re right!  Fluffed sugar makes everything better!  I’ll take two.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 00-50-54-00But the business pretty much sucked.  *crickets chirping*

“Do I still have to stand here?”

Yes, Lil White Comet.  Sadly you uploaded your simself to be tormented… and this is what happens when you play with strangers.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-57-20-00Not to mention the lot was twilight zone glitchy.

“How did I get up here?”

NO idea, because there are no stairs there anywhere.  The carnival had issues.  For one, none of the sims could autonomously ride the rides, and the bumper cars disappeared every time we left the lot. I figured out later that carnival items were not meant for Open for Business, and should only be used as a random community lot.  Or maybe a better sim player than me.

Guess I should read directions more. You know, those read it files I totally ignore when downloading content.  Well, let’s tune in to the legacy family already in progress.  We’ll get back to this train wreck of  a business decision later.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-39-42-36First of all, Wendy, the heir, spent way too much time on the energizer… and turned into an aging professor.

“GET me out of these clothes, now!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 10-06-51-62Jihoon ages soon after, he tries to go all classy with a suit…

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 23-30-30-58But I soon fix that.  Oh, and his skin matches his flamingo!

“You constantly leave us out here burning in the sun!  We’ve all got sunstroke trying to get your stupid wishing well from the garden club.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 23-38-44-33I would  argue that point except I actually considered that Shaun of the Dead might really be Shaun of the Dead…  Thankfully, he was only passed out.  All day.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 22-17-52-05Meanwhile, Tiffany (the firstborn) was dating Tank Grunt whose General father loathes the Uglacies.  It was like Romeo and Juliet… sort of.

“Oh Tank, I’m so glad you decided to go bowling with me.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 22-12-24-94“Cause I’m gonna kick your ass… booyah!”

“Oh baby, that’s good, but you know I got all these body points from running my old man’s obstacle course.  No way are you going to win.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 22-13-41-86“Er, that was just a warm up shot.”

Yeah.  Sure.  She beat the snot out of him.  Better practice up on that obstacle course if you want to compete with an Uglacy.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 22-08-10-79Not that he seemed to mind.  Tank is apparently drawn to strong… mean, vicious women with no nice points.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 22-19-26-83“Move aside kiddies.  Let Glenda the good witch show you how it’s done.”

“OH my gosh, I didn’t know witches bowled?!”

“Yeah, we got a league.  We get together every Tuesday.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 22-34-02-49Tiffany was my chosen heir without a doubt, until this picture.  The twins Louise and Lisa grew up, they both look too pretty to consider for heirship to an Uglacy… until you look closer.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 22-34-29-88Oh my gosh, how did I miss it before.  Why that is Gage Uglacy’s nose planted on that kid’s face.  And she’s a zombie!!!  Louise even follows in Uncle Gage’s foot steps by rolling romance… fantastic,  you little hussy.  Her lifetime want to have 20 simultaneous lovers… oh she will be re-rolling in college, but the fun until then.  Her secondary aspiration is pleasure… oh boy.  Her personality is 9 neat, 8 outgoing, 6 active, 4 playful, and 8 nice.  I think we have competition for the heir ship after all.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 22-34-46-95Lisa, on the other hand, has the makings of a Prettacy heir.  She rolls family, with a lifetime want to marry off 6 kids.  Her secondary aspiration is popularity.  She’s mean… typical prettacy material.  Her personality is 10 neat, 3 outgoing, 10 active, 4 playful, and 2 nice.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-12-59-41“That’s right mirror, mirror on the wall.  I am the prettiest one by far.”

Lisa is very, very vain.  She loves mirrors.  I constantly have to pull her away from them. How ironic.  Or predictable.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 20-26-30-86“Hey sister, get a picture of me.  Look at my goldfish lips.  I’m so hawt.  And you’re not.”

EEe gads, look at all that homework,  only one thing to do.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 19-57-37-13“This is so unfair!  Why do I have to do everyone’s homework!”

Because you’re the pretty one, Lisa.  And as the Cinderella spare, that’s your job.

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 00-22-39-02Peppy died, and unfortunately, I did not even notice.  In fact there was no urn anywhere, and I looked for days.  And I have yet to see his ghost.  Not sure if it all glitched or what.   But Teddy howled and howled… so at least someone missed him.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 00-48-01-98In addition, Lulu and Ketchup kept up the pet handicap, and Lulu gave birth outside in the rain to two puppies.  Who she left in the pouring rain.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 00-55-16-94While she was all snug and nestled in a nice warm house.  Great puppy parenting there.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 00-50-39-36Fortunately, Louise rescued Sugar and Spice and brought them indoors.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 00-59-40-85Where Teddy and Ketchup made up for their sucky mom.  Now we have five dogs.  Love the family breed handicap (NEVER doing that one again for one measly point!).

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-50-02-57And finally after years and years of literally gardening and begging that stuck up club to let us in…

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 20-59-02-24Victory is ours!  The wishing well!

“I wish I may, I wish I might, have lots of friends to use tonight!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 20-59-48-35“Your will is our command.”

“Oh wow.  This is much creepier than I imagined.”

Shaun, being a pleasure sim with a want for 50 first dates, waste no time making good use of the well to nab a first kiss.  Apparently he gets a Geisha girl.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-59-45-41Which seems to be a trend with this well.

“I see.  International dating.  Okay, then.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-38-55-14Meanwhile, it seems fitting to catch the twins up on helping with the family business.  But all they want to do is play red hands.

“Well it’s boring here.”

“Yeah,   No one ever shows up on this lot.  It’s dead.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-41-02-28“I know, let’s eat all the profits.”

Wait, hey, I didn’t tell you to do that… grrr.  I am going to turn your free will off.  I mean it!  Back away from the goodies!

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 11-56-11-81“Debbie, so glad you could make it.”

“Well you forced me to come over here after you forced me to be your friend with the wishing well and…”

“Sssh, sssh, shh.  What does it matter?  Come in and see the carnival.”

“OH cool, can I ride rides?”

“Er, no, they are all broken.”

“Can I play games?”

“Well technically yea, but watch the spiked clowns, a townie lost his hand last week.”

“Erm, can I buy cotton candy?”

“If my sisters haven’t eaten it all.”

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Yay, our first level 10 business.  It’s a miracle!  Really… it is.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 22-39-27-77“Hey Louise, it’s summer.  Let’s go hang out at the pool, steal some more drinks from the bar, and smustle all night long.”

“Sorry Mehrissa.  I can’t do anything anymore.  Someone realized I’m ugly and wants me to catch up on my skilling.”

“Oh bummer man.  Sucks to be you.  Guess I’ll go hang out with your dad.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 22-47-07-20“Gee Mr. Uglacy.  This seems inappropriate.”

Yea, Jihoon, way to watch porn with the neighborhood teenagers.

“ITS a HORROR show.”

Sure, sure…  whatever you say.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-35-25-60“Johnny, so nice of you to come to dinner.”

“Yea, well I wasn’t sure it was a good idea.  Rumor is you’re going steady with Tank.”

“I’m not that committed.  I actually have two bolts for you too.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-50-42-98“Really?  That’s awesome Tiffany.  Because I’ve had the hots for you ever since we met at the carnival and you forced me to buy popcorn.”

“OH noo, no, no.  Not Johnny too!  Why can’t she see me, Buck?  I’m the one she should be with.  Not my brother Tank, and certainly not that pollinator kid!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-55-19-59Wendy:  “Oh hi Buck, over here for dinner again.”

Buck:  “Mrs. Uglacy, I can’t look.  Tiffany is… is with that Johnny kid.”

Wendy:  “Er,  okay.  Want to play some pool, Buck?  I got a great trick shot.”

Buck:  “Don’t you understand.  My heart is breaking.”

Wendy:  “I think we have some lemonade for that.  Wait, that’s for heatstroke.  Never mind.  You’re shit out of luck, kid.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 00-05-12-89“Mfff, you’re so fine, Tiffany.”

“Oh Johnny.”  *Insert uncomfortable kissy noises.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 00-00-37-66“HOW DARE YOU TIFFANY!”

“Ouch, Buck.  What’s your problem.  Is it because I cheated on Tank?”

“Er… yes.  Exactly.  With his arched nemesis no less.  You refuse to see my, I mean his love for you!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 23-37-47-29“Sister, talk to me!  Oh my boolprop, what has she done to you?”

“Must be heir… zzzz.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 10-47-50-44Meanwhile, down at the Zombie Pothead Shoppe, Shaun does his duty as a spare.

“Must get stars… mffft.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 10-50-15-56“Wait Shaun, I need to breath.  How many more stars do you need till level 10?”

“14.”

“OH wow.  Ok, gimme me a minute.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-26 10-54-14-19“Good job Kid, keep it up.”

“OH for goodness sake, Gage.”

“What Don, he needed business advice, I gave it to him.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 23-46-37-62“Nose!  It’s so good to see you.”

“Wendy!  I would say you haven’t aged a bit, but er, that would be a lie.”

“Well you haven’t.”

“That’s because I’m a spare baby, no one plays me.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 00-00-16-21“Uncle Nose!  I’ve so much to tell you.  Apparently I’m in the running for heir now.”

“OH Louise, I am so sorry.  That’s a bad break.”

“All I do is skill now!  It totally sucks.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 01-05-22-02OH geesh, not this Phil kid again.  He won’t go away.  He is worse than Marsha Bruening and he has the hots for every Uglacy girl, like he wants in the family or something.  Every chapter has to have a creepy stalker.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-09-49-55“Hear you might be heir, Louise.  Oh baby, have I told you how hot you are.  Sizzle, sizzle.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-12-50-84“Fine.  I’m a romance sim, Phil.  I’ll use you for aspirational fodder.”

“Hey, I’m okay with that.  Use away.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-15-30-40“Did I mention this might be painful?”

“Er, is this like a  bad scene from Ghost?  I think I’m caught on your pottery machine.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-21-56-20“Phil, I know my sister Louise is a romance sim.   But I’m family, and I want to flirt with you and…”

“Sorry Lisa, but you’re spare material.  I’m looking to be part of this family.  I am ugly after all.”

“Phil, I hate to break the news.  You’re not ugly enough.  We have standards.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 12-18-47-36“That’s it, this chapter is definitely going to take more booze to get through.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 22-42-32-18“We are three wild and crazy guys.’

YAy, an outing of ugly men.  I feel like Louise hit the ugly trifecta.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 22-42-46-63We even have a grand prize.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 22-50-44-45“Erm, since when is Mr. Big a vampire?”

Great.  First I had rogue zombies, now I have rogue vampires.  Did this game not get the message… THIS IS NOT AN APOCALPYSE!  Gads, I just want a simple sims game.  Is that too much to ask?

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-00-26-19“So I hear your little sister Louise is up for heir.”

“What?  That’s ridiculous.  I am obviously the ugliest Uglacy child.  Plus I’m being groomed.  I have several talent badges and own all the Uglacy businesses.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-01-09-67“You’re obviously mistaken, Marion.  I’m the one all the attention is centered on.”

“I heard Louise was out on an outing the other day,  making lots of friends.  What does a potential spare need with friends?”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 11-08-39-85“Hmmf, I’ll tell you about spares.  You know you’re a spare when they make you fish for useless crap.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-10-31-20“Mr. Bear wants to say a special goodbye to you.”

“Marion get that damn bear away from me.  I’ve told you that before to stay on your medications.  Geesh, who talks through a bear, weirdo.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-25 23-13-19-37“No, no, no, the voices don’t like it when Mr. Bear goes away…”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-27 21-41-19-58“Tiffany, you’re up early.”

“Off to college mom.  Important for heirs to stay ahead of everyone.”

“Oh, okay, dear.  Well see you in a few years then.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-28 23-34-16-35“Bleh!”

Don’t tell me Mr. Big Vampire bit you.

“Nah, I drank a boot!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-29 00-01-57-93“Sis, do you really think you’re going to win this.  Tiffany’s been groomed for this for years.”

“So I’m  a long shot.  I’ve got most of my skills now.  It could happen.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-29 00-12-00-71“If I have to drink one more glass of eggplant juice…”

NOPE. You’re there!  Top of all your skills!  Time for college!

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 21-07-30-85And so the Uglacy kids were off to Sim State,  nice riding outfit Tiffany.  Tally ho!

“Hardy ha ha.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 21-59-16-12Immediately we have a crisis.  For this is no ordinary zombie.  No, no.  I downloaded a mod in my game when I was playing the apocalypse that allowed for brain eating zombies, so this is no Don the zombie.  He’s dangerous and could really mess up one of my potential heirs.  I hoped he was just passing through.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-01-34-19No such luck.  Of course he moves into their dorm.  A brain eating zombie.  I wonder what he plans to major in.

“Braiiins…”

Neurology.  Makes sense.  This time though, I went into my downloads folder and found the mod.  Hopefully the threat was eliminated.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-43-11-55“Hi everyone, before we sign off, I just want to say, I’m Tiffany, and I should be heir, because obviously I am the ugliest.  Also I am a neat freak (10 pts.), a bit shy (3 pts.), really active (9 pts.), very playful (9 pts.) and mean as shit (3 pts).  If my charming personality didn’t convince you, I’m a fortune sim with a lifetime want to own 5 top ten businesses.   My secondary aspiration is romance.  I want to get to the top, and I might sleep with others to do that.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-40-19-64“Wrong.  I’m Shaun, and I should be heir.”

“Er what’s wrong with your eye dude?”

“Exactly… So I am a pleasure sim with a lifetime want for 50 first dates.  I fairly neat (6 pts), a little shy (3 pts) , somewhat active (6 pts), kind of serious (3 playful pts), and super nice (10 pts.).   My secondary aspiration is family.  I’m a nice guy.  Who just wants to play the field first.  And it’s been said I look like Grandpa Don… that should make me heir alone.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-47-30-70“I’m Lisa, and I’m too pretty for this legacy, so there’s probably no point in rattling off my statistics, but because I like talking about myself, I’m a family sim with a secondary aspiration of popularity.  I want to marry 6 brats off.  I’m a neat freak (10 pts.), somewhat shy (3 pts.), overly active (10 pts.),  semi-serious (4 pts. playful), and not so nice (2 pts).”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-30 22-42-03-77“I’m Louise, and I grew up in this uni-brow all by myself because that’s how bad I want to win this.  At first, I didn’t appear that unique, until I got older.  I’m becoming more of an Uglacy with every birthday.  I’m neat enough (6 pts.), outgoing (8 pts)., active (6 pts.), somewhat serious (4 pts)., and super nice (8 pts.).  I love to love (romance) and want to be a shameless hussy and have 20 lovers at the same time.  My second aspiration is pleasure.  Plus, I’ve got zombie skin.  I had to play that card.”

Well looks like we are going to have a heir poll.  You got two choices.  Vote here through a comment (I’ll count em up) or at Boolprop.com at my special heir poll at http://www.boolprop.net/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=3354

Let me know who you think should carry on the Uglacy legacy.  Till next time, happy simming!

Chapter 8 Uglacy, Moving Days!

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-28-47-90I know, I literally haven’t posted since Christmas… I just finished my degree in college, so it’s time to do some serious catching up on Simming!  MY apologies.  Now let’s get to it.

Springtime arrived.  And we all know what that means for a legacy family… BABIES!  Okay, everything means babies for a legacy family because it’s all about the generations, 10 to be exact, of soul sucking, needy, difficult sims.  Anyway, we are now popping out generation 3, and as if that wasn’t fun enough, Wendy and Jihoon decide to have twins. NO, I did not use cheesecake… *sob*.  Because on top of all of that…

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-28-45-83Teddy has twins too!  Bringing our household total to 8!  But wait, there’s more…

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-23-08-63We have a whole community of cockroaches breeding as well… that I can’t get rid of because…

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-22-50-31We have glitched trash! Which I tried to wall off, which doesn’t work. It’s magical trash, folks.  You can’t delete it, you can’t cheat it (I tried), and the sims will not pick it up, but they know it’s there.  It downs their environment score and keeps them in a constant state of cockroach flu. Good times.  So to truly recap, read the other chapters for more details…because I’m too far in now.  But let’s talk potential heirs.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-34-28-96The firstborn child of Wendy and Jihoon is Tiffany, who definitely lives up to Uglacy standards.  She is the ugliest of the them all.

“Is this picture cute now?  I even added a puppy!”

Er… um… you’re unique sweetie.  Anyway, Tiffany has a great personality too.  She’s a scorpion…I mean Scorpio… She has one nice point, 9 playful, 9 active, 3 outgoing, and 10 neat.  Need I say more.  And so far she is the ugliest… but she’s lacking zombie skin which is so disappointing.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-58-27-81Then there is Shaun who literally grew up while I was paying no attention, but in my defense, there were babies and puppies being born at the same time and I was praying my game didn’t crash and burn.  Anyhow, he is a Pisces, with 10 nice points (No firstborn glitch here at least), 3 playful, 6 active, 3 outgoing, and 6 neat.  Nice and well rounded, he is the total opposite of his psycho sister.  And he grows up in pink.  Not that there is anything wrong with that… it’s just a color.  Like rosemary or lilac, or lavender.  He instantly rolls wants to do homework, ask someone to help him with his homework, and go to school… he’s as exciting as wallpaper.

“I want to go to school and do homework! OH no, school is cancelled for a snow day!!!”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-31-21-01“HAHAHA, school is cancelled suckers!”

Uh, Tiffany, where did those three gnomes in your inventory come from?!  (Seriously, I just noticed it, what the hell, the little neighborhood thief).

“None of your beeswax!  I’m building my gnome army, and I’m going to rule the hood.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-27-47-60“Okay, I’m tired of posing, I’m putting this kid on the floor now.”

“Jihoon!  Don’t you want to snuggle our little bundles of joy.”

“No, I want to go play on the computer.”

True story, Jihoon is the family sim, and Wendy is the pleasure sim, but that’s a LIE.  Anyway, meet the twins, Louise (the zombie) and Lisa (the non-zombie).  Keeping in the tradition of horror film naming, I named them after…

maxresdefault“Come Play with Us…Danny, forever and ever, and ever…”

Perhaps one of the scariest scenes ever in the Shining was the Grady twins.  I tried to find out what their first names were, but apparently they didn’t have any.  So I based the names off of the two little actresses, Lisa and Louise.   Because Grady 1 and Grady 2 seemed a bit confusing.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-47-21-71“Hey, Shaun, there’s the school bus, they are coming to take us to school after all!”

“WOW, really.  I can’t wait.  I better go get my backpack and pencils, oh and that neat calculator mom got me!”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-47-52-31“Hey, wait, I don’t see a school bus.”

“Sucker.  Your move, loser.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-50-50-75“I don’t understand.  Why do we have to feed them when they just poop it out?”

GADS Jihoon.  You are the family sim, act like it.  Where’s Louise by the way?”

“Um, she’s fine.   I just gave her some tummy time.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-55-05-58OH GOOD GRIEF! OK, don’t judge me, if you were looking for one of those perfectly, well ran pretty legacies, well you got the wrong one.  I had Wendy build a servo, but there’s too many sims in the house now. Only one thing to do…

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-32-48-81For the first time, I have my legacy family hire a butler.  They are rich, they can afford it, and I’m not going for the no sim service handicap.  However, technically it seems like cheating.

“That’s because it is madam.”

Er, hush you.  This is Vasyl, who apparently doesn’t have an upper lip.

“That is incorrect, madam.  I have a stiff upper lip, as is required for a high bred butler.”

Good Grief!  You’re going to a problem, aren’t you Vasyl?”

“Quite possibly, madam.  Now you can dismiss the other servants as I can do all that they can do.”

I would hope so with how much we have to pay you!

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-48-53-74“Oh, you poor child, your parents are atrocious especially that paternal one.”

Yes, finally now that I don’t have to worry that the babies will starve, I can focus on other things with this family.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-44-56-17Such as the tramp co-worker that keeps following Jihoon home from work, Michelle Hussy, I mean Tse.

“Why hello again, Michelle.  This is the third time in a row you’ve followed my husband home from work.”

“Gulp, er yes.  We are coworkers, he’s a college senior professor now.”

“Yes, and while that is hard in itself to believe, I really do want you to make yourself at home.  How about you serve us a meal?”

Yes, Wendy wants to influence.  I’m so proud, and why should the Uglacies cook if they can get unsuspecting townies to do it for them?

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-42-21-80Seriously Michelle, you serve them Slim FAST shakes?!

“Well, they are all bordering overweight right now…”

OH, I am just leaving Wendy on free will for this one…

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-47-19-24Sure enough, Wendy goes all lecture mode…

“WHAT?  I ask you for a meal, and you whip out nutrition shakes?!  I know you townies never have any cooking points, but I was at least expecting macaroni and cheese.”

“Well you are getting a little… erm… plump.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-47-43-56“Oh sister, you stop right there, you pop out four kids and see if you look like a twig.  You stalking husband hunting freak.  And snap, you can’t pop out those babies because you are a pretty little townie, and you know what, you will NEVER be an Uglacy.  You don’t have the skills.”

Well technically, Uglacies aren’t really known for skills but…

“SHUT up narrator.”

Yea, but they have other talents.  Like producing mean children, glitching lots, and giving free will a whole new level.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-17-47-69Still, Michelle didn’t get the hint and kept up her creepy stalking ways.  Apparently, she has a stalking outfit too, which is what she wears when she breaks into Jihoon and Wendy’s bedroom at night…   I only wish I made this crap up.

“They need to bathe their dog, that makes stalking so much harder when the house smells.  These people are so inconsiderate.  And the downstairs stinks like glitched trash.”

Well I am so sorry our house doesn’t meet your housekeeping standards of excellence for your stalking expectations.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-22-49-52-90Speaking of things that go bump in the night, Quinomei’s ghost is up and running, and pissed.

“YOU got rid of my bed!”

NO, no I did not!  Not this time.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-20-19-84I mean even in the afterlife, he’s an idiot.  I even plopped the bed in the graveyard!  It’s his old bed.  He was a stupid sim, but now he’s a stupid, pissed off ghost.

“YOU didn’t change the sheets since I died!”

OH geesh.  Seriously?!

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-11-32-46I knew that Tiffany was close to her teen birthday… I just didn’t realize how close.

“OH crud, I’m not going to make the cake. Quick brother, hide my shame.”

“Gee, this narrator lady is really bad at birthdays, isn’t she?”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-12-20-46Tiffany:  “Behold me in all my glory.”  Not that anyone paid attention.

Gage:  “Don, can you find some booze?  How are we supposed to get these party scores up without a bar?!”

Gage Jr:  (Heartfarts) “Wow, my distant cousin is looking fine.  We got enough space in the tree to…”

Shaun:  “Well if I’m not getting cake, I’m outta here.  What a lame birthday party.”

UGH!  Can you guys focus here!  This legacy family has ADHD among other things.

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-13-07-15“Ahem, doesn’t anyone want to check me out.  I’m suddenly rolling the want to own  a piano, a bowling alley, and a piece of artwork valued over $500.”

“Gee sis, I could have sworn you rolled romance with that outfit.”

“No way.  Guess what I wished for when I blew out the candles, little brother?  5 Top Businesses!”

“You do know we have 3 and they are only above like 4 or 5 stars… good luck with that one.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-24-51-89“But hey sis, you got boobs!  Can I touch them?”

“Eww, back off you little cretonne.”

Even my simself looks disturbed by this kid’s gestures.

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-28-46-89“Son, it’s fine to want to touch girl’s boobies, but erm, not your sister’s okay?”

“Dad, are we going to have the talk?”

“Do I look like a P.E. teacher to you?  I’m a college professor.  If you want that talk go to Uncle Gage… wait, on the second hand, don’t.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-16-23-29“So what do you think Grandpa Don?  I’m fortune, and I am going to make this family rich!  Didn’t I grow up great!”

“Sure kid, but I would lose the Meadow Thayer boots.  A wardrobe handicap is not picking the worst outfit you can find.”

Although that would be a fun handicap!

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-18-45-27 Meanwhile outside…our spare Nosferus is quickly regretting coming to his niece’s party.

“Cousin, what are you doing?  Have you heard of personal boundaries?”

“Hey, I’m just getting the puppy out of your chest.”

“What?  I don’t have a puppy in my chest.”

OH nooo, Gage Jr. and his…

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-19-09-01Banned 4 Life pictures!

Involving an innocent puppy no less.  Does that thought bubble blame Gage for his perversions? I mean I know Gage should have never raised a kid.  So much wrong here.

“HEY, cousin,  get your face outta my crotch!”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-19-42-87“Was that as good for you as it was for me?”

“I swear, if you don’t back off, I’m going to …”

“Bite me, suck all the blood from my body, hypnotize me into being your slave?  Yea, nothing sexual there.”

“This is Sims 2 not the Vampire Diaries.  I’ll likely wash your windows and hiss at you.”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-15-29-63“He looks a bit like Eddie Munster.   What a little weirdo.  He’s a total freak.” (Says the stalker who secretly dresses in skin tight leather).

“Yes, he is.  He’s an Uglacy original.”  *Wipes tear of pride away. 

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-22-39-18“It’s okay everyone, I know we didn’t get any cake because Tiffany had to be selfish and grow up too fast, but little Louise here is ready to shake and bake, so gather round… Ok sweetie, daddy’s going to put your face down in the burning candles now.”

Insert annoying birthday horn orchestra.

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-24-06-92Everyone in unison:  “OH man, what is that smell coming from the bedroom!  I think I’m going to puke!”

Simself:  “Come on guys, it’s the glitched trash.  Why do you got to ruin the kid’s birthday party with those thought bubbles?  Dang it, how am I supposed to get cute legacy pictures when you people constantly do this to me?”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-29-21-41Next up is Lisa, same haircut, but something tells me these two are not identical twins.

Ones got an aloha dress and the other one is all Mary Poppins.

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-27-00-31Cop:  “Ok everyone, Strangetown P.D. here.  We got a report of a toddler birthday party.”

Gage:  “Alright, the stripper’s arrived!”

Cop:  “No sir, I can assure you I am a real policewoman.”

Gage:  “I’m sure you are… all… woman.  Wanna handcuff me?”

Cop: *sigh* “Like I haven’t heard that one before.”

Sim Me:  “Really, you’re breaking up a toddler birthday party?  There’s no booze here even.  I mean this is a totally innocent party.”

Cop:  “The neighbors reported lewd and inappropriate behavior in the front yard.  Something involving puppies…”

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-34-03-73“Yay, puppies… I want to love you, and hold you, and kiss you…”

These poor dogs are going to be so traumatized.

sims2ep9-2017-02-19-00-30-49-55“Cough, cough, cough… I’ve got the cockroach flu…”

Great, this night can’t get any better.

sims2ep9-2017-02-18-23-37-22-69“If one more of these sicko sims mess with my pups, I’m biting your simself in the …”

Yea Teddie, okay, I get it.  That was totally not my fault your puppies were molested.

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 01-37-14-64“Okay everyone, I have an announcement.  After careful consideration, I have decided to be an astronaut.”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 01-37-41-86“I can travel to other galaxies, boldly go where no man has gone before, and plus I hear NASA gives great benefits.”

“Wow, son, as a college professor, I am so proud.  I dare say you might be smart!  I didn’t think such a thing was possible with Uglacy genes.”

“Excuse me Jihoon… er I’m his mother and you do realize I have maximum skills and graduated college Suma Cum Laude.  Uglacies are not stupid!  We are not the Stupacies.”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 01-35-55-87“I think it’s a great idea dad.  Send the little dweeb up to the space, let some alien impregnate him, get a black sheep, and let me run all the businesses.  Have him pop out ugly brats.  Meanwhile, I’ll make this family rich!”

“Gee honey, I don’t know.  I heard your great great great Aunt Queenie was a black sheep and she lost her mind.”

“She was also married to Goopy Gilsbaro, dad.  That would fry anybody’s mind.”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 02-46-12-81“Hey I recognize you from the science club, fellow nerd!”

“Benjamin here!  I’m the kid with the anal retentive general dad who may have buried my mother in the back yard but no one knows.   Everyday is basic training at my house. My issues have issues!”

“Oh I know all about family issues.  I’m an Uglacy.”

“Oh wow, sorry man.  I think we have a lot in common.  Let’s be besties!”

Cute toddler and puppy pics, because… even the Uglacies have adorable moments.  Lisa is pictured with Ketchup  and Louise is pictured with Mustard.  Yea, it was late at night and I was eating a hot dog when the puppies came along.  It sounded good at the time.

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 02-54-02-27“Come play with us…”

Ketchup and Mustard grow up quickly.  We give Ketchup here to the creepy stalker.  This dog breeding handicap is causing a constant overload of sims, that and too many babies this generation.   I feel like I’m running a puppy/baby mill.

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“Well I don’t want to brag, but I am the dean of the college, and the apples don’t fall too far from the tree, if you know what I mean.  My IQ is so bright, I have to wear shades.”

“Please Mr. Uglacy… you’re the dean of Fiesta Tech… that’s hardly an achievement.  And I cannot take you seriously with that ridiculous noodle thing on your head, which screams you cannot get promoted without gimmicks.  Now about your son getting into our private school of stuck ups… you are just going to have to do better than this.”

For those of you who can’t see how spectacular Jihoon is doing at schmoozing the headmaster… let me blow it up for you.

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-02-53-55 (2)ARRRGH!!!

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-05-03-65“You should totally consider me for your private school, Mr. Headmaster.  I never miss school, I’m never late for the bus, and my dad rides to work on  a helicopter.  He really is the top of his career.”

“That’s it, I’m leaving!  Since when does a dean have to kiss up to a headmaster.  What kind of parallel universe is this?!”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-20-32-32

“Oh yes, Mrs. Uglacy, that is a lovely toosh… I mean towel rack…”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-23-45-00“Look, let’s cut to the chase here.  MY kids are smart.  Shaun is going to be an astronaut, and my daughter is aiming to run all of Bluewater.  They would be a fine addition to your school and you know it.  We’ve fed you, schmoozed you, and kiss your butt enough… now what do you say…”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-23-57-65“Can you not see the infinite possibilities their little brains hold?!  They could cure cancer, solve world hunger, invent the Sims 5!”

Sims2EP9 2017-02-20 03-24-08-28“Maam… did you just try a business perk on me!”

“Er… maybe…”

Note to self, do not try to motivate headmasters… still we get the kids in by our teeth.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 22-52-10-95And the twins grow up…

“Do you want to play?”

Like you didn’t see that joke coming from a mile away.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-17-21-48“Wow Buck, you’re so much fun!  You’re my best (and only) friend.”

“Agreed Shaun.  Forever and ever…”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 22-09-07-64“Son we need to talk about this friendship you are developing with that Uglacy kid.  It was bad enough when those alien low lives moved into the neighborhood and your brother Ripp made friends with that Johnny kid.  But now we have this ugly zombie riff raff.  They are the enemy… can’t you see that, Buck?”

“But dad, Shaun is a nice kid… everyone else in school bullies me.”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 22-05-09-78“Don’t be ridiculous, Buck.  No one bullies my sons.  Now about this zombie kid, you need to stay away from him.  He will eat your brain.  If it were Ripp, I wouldn’t care, because that kid has no brains.  But you keep your distance.  That’s an order.”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 22-09-45-86“DAD, you can’t order me.  I’m not a soldier.  And Shaun is nice.  He’s not going to eat anyone’s brains!”

“Where is this coming from Buck!  Do you want an article 15, because I will write one on you, young man.  And then it’s Fort Leavenworth for you, where the obstacle courses have obstacle courses!”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 22-45-10-56

Meanwhile, Jihoon finally hits the top of his career and fulfills his lifetime want.  Wendy did that way back when with 50 dream dates, which was a fairly easy one.  Now they are both all platinum and can live happily ever after!

Heh, heh, just kidding of course.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 22-20-24-36“So what do you think my future holds, Grandpa Don?”

“Erm, I don’t know Louise… misery, skilling, mismanagement…”

“And the Cockroach flu… don’t forget that!”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-28 23-09-38-19Yes, the cockroach flu was doing the Uglacies in, they were always sick and it was just a matter of time till one of them keeled over, probably the heir because that’s my luck.  So I did the only thing I could do, and moved them to a big lot on the other side of town.  With 160,000 simoleans, it was an easy thing to do and gave them plenty of money to build a new home.  Oh hell no they are not lawn living again… we’ve worked too hard.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 02-02-25-16And I built them this… building was never my thing.  But to spite the lopsided windows it will still be an improvement over the cockroach villa they were living in.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 21-42-53-46Immediately Pollinator Tech 9 shows up to “welcome” Wendy to the neighborhood.

“Yea, keep your probes to yourself, mister.”

Pony’s Simself looks disturbed by him as well.  Can’t fault her there.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 21-44-14-54Wendy goes right for hanging loose with Pony, and Pony is oddly amused by her.

Meanwhile the pollinator sulks and contemplates why earthling women reject him.  (Because you’re a creeper, dude).  Next up, Jihoon must make major decisions.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 22-09-48-01Bixby Rabbit of course, Algebra sucks.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 22-10-41-26

OH yes, we shoot, we score.  And with that 45,000, we need something useful.  I know!

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 22-56-29-46A POOL!  Cause summertime, summertime, yea, yea, it’s summertime!!!

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-41-22-41We are going to get that damn wishing well if it kills us!

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-01-59-67“OH Armando, you have so many knots in your shoulders.”

“That’s really nice Mrs. Uglacy.  But you’re still not getting into the garden club.”

Actually, they won’t come over and see the garden, something about there not being enough time yet.  I am worried we might have glitched things when we moved.  It’s a shame too because the plants are actually thriving.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-04-14-77“Gee Tiffany, thanks for feeding us!  When I grow up, I want to be just like you.”

“Oh that’s sweet, Lisa.  You want to be able to cook?”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-05-06-73“No.  I want to have a big bust like yours.”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-17-50-63And fear not, our ghosts are here, and Quinomei is as stupid as ever.

“I’m stuck in this bush… and where is my bed?!!!”

“Hey dad, your bed is actually in  spare room.  Do you need some help?”

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-16-43-85“I get no respect.”

Well you’re not really scary as a ghost.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-17-14-57Pierre, on the other hand, is the stuff of nightmares.

He was scary as a dog… but this is the scariest pet ghost I’ve ever seen.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-22-28-49“I want another baby.”

Says the family sim who never rolled any wants to do anything with any of his four kids.  Shut up and eat your chips.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-31-50-07Meanwhile, whose in the new living room educating the kids… well it’s not the family sim whose a teacher… oh nooo.  It’s Wendy, the pleasure sim. Wait that sounds wrong.  I seriously typed that before I realized how disturbing it sounds.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-52-38-59“Okay sis, I’m going to shoot her dead and your job is to bury her in the garden…”

“Why do I always have to bury the bodies.”

“OH geesh, not this again.  Fine, you shoot her and…”

Townie girl:  “UM, I got to go now, I think I hear my mom calling me for dinner.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-05 23-44-20-84“We love eggplant juice”  Said no sim child ever…

Still gardening has perks, this is one way to skill them.  Drink, my pretties.  Eggplant juice=random skill points!

Sims2EP9 2017-04-29 23-10-39-21“Cough,cough, cough, oh no… we keep getting the flu back from the townies we already infected.  I’m choking… this is the universal sign for I need the Heimleck…”

ARGH!  This flu is getting on my last nerve.  Now the cockroaches are gone, but all the neighbors are sick and bringing it over.  I can’t play everyone’s house till they are better.

Sims2EP9 2017-04-30 00-00-00-34Whips out chicken noodle soup…

“Mommy, we just ate and I’m not hungry…”

“Shut up and eat the damn soup already.”

“But it’s sparkling and…”

“That’s because it’s magically delicious…NOW eat it.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-05 21-34-35-09Tiffany decides to look like the fortune sim she is and give herself a more professional appearance… Much better than the Meadow Thayer Look, and she has a whole wardrobe because, well, we are going for that handicap.  Really, I would download clothes for all my sims anyway, so that’s the easiest handicap ever.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-05 21-50-16-52Not that it helped a whole lot.

“Sometime in this century Miss!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 00-14-27-79Wendy tries to help by passing along her business perks but Tiffany always cops an attitude…

“I know what creativity is, mom.  Geesh, I have nine skill points in it already! Can you get to the point already?!”

I don’t blame her tho.  Of all the things in Sims 2,  I think passing the business perks is the most painful interaction because it takes a lifetime just to pass them on… way overdone.  Easier to earn the perks than pass them on.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-05 22-22-18-23“YOU need those awesome flowers for Donna!  Nothing says love like dying tulips!’

Wendy’s face says it all.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-05 23-20-58-71“Space!  The final frontier.  I can’t wait till I can actually meet intelligent life.  But what if they are like that old pollinator dude…ewww.   I wonder if they all wear knee high socks.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-19-28-89“Ok Shaun, you need to grow up this tall to ride the rides.”

“Er, thanks sis.  And thanks for coming to my party in your underwear.  My friends think I hired you.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-23-03-48Shaun… rolls pleasure.  His Lifetime want is 50 first dates.  You player, you.  Phil and Buck both show up at his party.  I was hoping to get the option to grow Buck up.

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Hmm, apparently only random townies show up for that option.  And Shaun barely knows Phil.  We passed on that.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-29-43-91“Hey Shaun, want to play red hands again?”

“Not now Buck.  I’m hanging out with my teenage sister, cause I’m a teenager now.  Sorry little Buck A Roo. Maybe next time.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 22-25-35-05“Wow, what a rip off.  Can you believe this game didn’t even give the option to grow me up?!  I’m his best friend!  I am going to be stuck as General Grunts son forever, living in his house listening to him rant orders at me!  It’s so unfair!  And now Shaun hardly notices me.”

“Well at least you have a family.  I’m just a homeless townie kid, and they had the option to grow me up… but nooo.  Now I just get to wander around town with this bad bowl haircut for the rest of my life.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-06-07-04Later that night, who should literally come running over but General Grunt himself… I thought he was coming for Buck.  Or jogging for body points.  Something lame.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-06-53-06“OH geesh.  FIRE!  FIRE! FIRE!  What do we do?!”  *Squeals like a little girl*  “We’re all going to die!”

“Who are you?  Oh, you’re Buck’s dad, aren’t you?”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-08-19-65“I”M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.  MY COUNTRY NEEDS ME!!!”

“Calm down, mister, don’t get your panties in a wad, I got this.”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING.  YOU NEED TO SCREAM AND JUMP AROUND USELESSLY LIKE ME!  WHAT IS THAT CONTRAPTION!  IS IT A TOP SECRET WEAPON?!  OH MY GOD, IT’S SPRAYING CHEMICALS!  I KNEW YOU ZOMBIES WOULD RESORT TO BIOLOGICAL WARFARE.”

“Er, It’s just a fire extinguisher.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-12-20-76“Hello, Mr. Uglacy…”

“General Grunt, so nice to meet you.  We just love your son Buck.  We thought Shaun would never actually have friends…”

“Well as a matter of fact, that’s why I’m here.  You need to keep your zombie infested son away from him.   Nothing personal… but you know, your family is a bunch of low life pond scum.”

“What?  Why don’t you talk with Shaun, I’m sure you’ll see the boys are good for one another.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-21-28-80“Hey kid, just wanted to warn you know to stay away from Buck.  No more studying together, kapeesh?  He doesn’t need you trying to eat his brains.”

“I don’t eat brains.  Are you judging me because I’m a zombie?”

“Well yea, that and you guys are legacy bottom feeders.  I mean, come on, you’re a genetic cesspool of ugliness. No offense.”

“But that is offensive.”

“NOT if I say no offense.  Do you not understand the rules of engagement?”

“Do you not understand what a jerk you’re being?”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-20-12-22“Blah, blah, blah… I’ve said all I am going to say on the matter.  My son is not allowed to talk to you, socialize with you, or have any contact with you.  Now begone you zombie parasite.”

“But you’re in my house.”

“Oh.  So I am.  Then I shall be gone.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-11-49-58“I can’t believe one of my sons befriended the enemy.  Best friends with a zombie.  Pffft.  What is this neighborhood coming to?  First aliens, now zombies!!!  Well not my boys!  When I get home, they are all going to drop and give me fifty.  I’ll show them what Grunt boot camp is.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-06 23-55-37-56“Tank, my only hope.  What do you do when you see an alien?”

“PUNCH it, SIR!”

“That’s correct Private Tank.  And what do you do when you see a zombie?”

“PUNCH it, SIR!”

“Correct again!  Carry on, Tank, make daddy proud.”

“YES SIR.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-07 13-21-35-41Meanwhile downstairs… I may have done a little fancy footwork.  Hey, it’s not the legacy house.  This is not a no cheat zone.

“WOW, I grew up!  As a badly dressed slob no less.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-07 13-26-31-48“Congrats, brother.  Now lets get you a new outfit, complete with high heels.”

Yea, that won’t put your dad over the edge, Ripp.  Geesh, always the rebel, this kid.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-27-03-43It’s not surprising when the Grunt boys show up the next day, after all they are our next door neighbors.

Tank:  “NO idea why I am at these losers’ house.  I mean I get why my two worthless brothers are here.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-42-39-94But then Tiffany shows up… and Tank suddenly changes his tune.

“OH hubba hubba baby!  You are one fine sim!”

Both Tank and Buck have two bolts for her.  Ripp has one.  Oh boy.  Let the fun begin.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-44-06-51“Call me Baby, and I don’t mean maybe.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-48-17-08“Er, sure, but you’re here right now.  Want to go grab a bite?”

“DO I?!!!  I mean, yeah, sure, I’m not doing anything else right now.  But I have to be back by 9 to do push ups with the old man.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-59-32-49First interaction out of the gate… before I could even stop her.

“NOOOOGIES!”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 10-59-51-17“YOU need to cool it.  You know how long it takes me to get this camouflage just right?!”

“Oh relax.  Let’s go have some chili at Don’s.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 11-02-14-73And who should be there, complaining about the service of course.  No other then the General.

“Well I hated to dock you 3 stars, but dirty plates are dirty plates.  In the army, that would have never been acceptable at the mess hall.  I should be able to see my face gleaming back at me even after I eat.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 11-02-48-88“That girl looks oddly familiar.  Of course Tank is out on a date, he’s a ladies’ man and a chip off the old block if I say so myself.   Not like Ripp and Buck who couldn’t get a date if their pathetic lives depended on it.”

Fortunately, he didn’t seem to recognize an Uglacy. And I was busily trying to figure out what the hell is in Tank’s thought bubble for dinner. Is that steak?!  No idea.

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 11-05-07-74“Let’s toast to my future success, 5 great businesses yet to come, heir to the Uglacy throne, and amazing entrepreneur that I am.”

“Let’s not forget humble…”

“Pfft, Humble is for losers who have to suck it up.”

“WOW.  I really am liking you.”

Sims2EP9 2017-05-21 19-59-16-29After a dream date, Tiffany crashes for the night, only to have Buck eerily stand over her bed  in his swimsuit.  He appears to be unhappy that she chose his boorish brother over him and decides to stalk her.

“I’m the one she should love.  How can she not see that?”

OH this is going all soap opera now.  Join us next time to find out…

Is Tiffany really the heir?  Will the Uglacies manage to get 5 top 10 businesses?  Will they ever get a wishing well?    Will General Grunt find out his precious Tank is dating an Uglacy?!  And who will win Tiffany’s love, Tank, Buck, Ripp?  Or someone else? This and more… but until next time, happy simming!

Chapter 7, Uglacy Christmas Special

sims2ep9-2016-12-16-19-14-39-46When we last left the Uglacy family, Wendy had just given birth to Shaun.  Welcome back to the Uglacy family, the family striving to get as ugly as possible by generation 10.  We are playing by the legacy rules by Pinstar.  If you haven’t read the other chapters, you might want to, or just jump right into this Christmas Special if you’re in the holiday spirit.

sims2ep9-2016-12-16-19-24-24-75Tiffany, the firstborn, had finally hit childhood, and reminds me a great deal of her great,great grandmother Samara.  She has one nice point.  Oh the Uglacies I know and love.

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-36-45-37“OW geesh, Tiffany, my eye!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-37-21-79“Oops, sorry Grandpa Don. I didn’t mean to…heh, heh, heh.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-39-11-94“Why that little…”

Now, now Don… let’s be honest.  Tiffany is your favorite grandchild yet.

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-44-07-72He spends hours watching her show off.  At first I thought she was glitching or something, and then I remembered… CARTWHEELS!

“Yay, am I not fantastic grandpa!”

“That was the most amazing cartwheel yet.  Do it again!  Picture taker take more pictures!”

Yeah, I think I’ll pass.  *Yawn*

sims2ep9-2016-12-16-19-50-43-99Meanwhile, down at the Uglacy Christmas Tree Lot, the decorations and trees are selling like hot cakes and the business is up to a level 8.  Manning the stocking is no other than simself Lil White Comet, who write A Sparrow Legacy over at Boolprop.com, when she isn’t stocking of course.

sims2ep9-2016-12-16-19-52-46-65It’s a happening, popular lot, Don even makes appearances.

“Er, Samara wants a black Christmas tree, Wendy.”

“Yea, that’s not really in demand Grandpa Don.  Sorry.  How about a creepy Christmas gnome?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-16-20-14-05-57To add fun to the lot, the Uglacies had a small ice skating rink built…

“UGH!  Jihoon, what the heck, I have 10 body points!  You have like two!”

“I have 3, I’ll have you know.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-22-43-10-59Obligatory boring baby picture of Shaun.  He pees, he poops, he cries, he sleeps.  You know the drill.

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-10-16-06“Hey little girl… I’ve noticed your intense interest in painting, and I’ve just walked in your house and brought you a gift…”

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all, EA.

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-54-37-45Oh but how 3 days pass so quickly, and it is time for Shaun’s birthday.  This time at night, so Nose could attend his nephew’s toddlerfication.  All was going according to plan, and then…

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-55-39-55Remember the banned 4 Life pictures we use to share on the exchange… er, well…this one could qualify.  What the hell is Cleo doing to Gage Jr?!

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-55-20-00“I don’t understand why I have to invite these freaks to my kid’s birthday party?!”

“Because we are related, dear.  I’m sure that picture is perfectly innocent.”

Yeah, right.  *cough, cough*

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-56-31-12And Shaun is apparently bringing in the New Years.  Cool it kid, we haven’t had Christmas yet.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-06-29-44I don’t know if he’s ugly enough, but he certainly impressed me with his wardrobe selection.  He looks a lot like Don.  What is this generation?  Throw back Tuesday?

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-01-07-19“Well there was that little incident at school, Grandma Samara.  I mean how was I supposed to know that Marsha Bruening was too clumsy to hang on to the top of the monkey bars while I stomped on her hands.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-05-13-89“Oh my little prodigy. You bring a tear to grandma’s eye.  I have so much to teach you.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-17-11-78“Can I open a present yet?”

No.

“Can I open one now?”

NO.

“How about now?!”

Grrrr.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-19-16-03“Jihoon!  Can you move your curtain clad butt out of the way?  I’ve got fifty bucks riding on this game!”

“Hey sis, that looks like more than fifty bucks in that thought bubble.”

“SHUT up Zip.  It’s in ones… okay?!”

“Yea right, and I’m drinking juice…”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-43-40-39The next morning…

“OH my, I must have ate too much cake.”

Wendy gets so surprised by her baby bump, she actually leaves her skill bubble behind.  Now that baby number three is on the way, that means…

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-35-45-71“Okay boy, you’re getting older.  So you and Teddy girl need to start on the next generation.  We’ve got a pet lineage to keep up here.  Go try for puppies…”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-37-05-71“OH my my, dogs doing the dirty… yes, yes… Let me take some pictures with my cell phone.  Better yet, I’ll video it and upload it to Facebook.”

“Creepy townies.”

I agree, Wendy, I agree…the weirdo stood there watching and clapping the whole time.  0___0

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-37-21-71“Nobody loves me.  They are all too busy skilling and badging, I’ve been in my crib forever.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-38-42-42“Now, now, Shaun.  That’s not true, grandma spoils the heck out of you.  Whose your favorite person ever?”

“You, gramma!”

“Now grandma is going to get you a smart bottle just as soon as I…”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-46-16-65“die.”

OH great Grimmy,  scar that toddler forever!  Way to drop a little baby’s aspiration points.  Could you time it any better?!

“Hey, I’m just doing my job here.  Sorry kid.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-47-28-06“Sorry to inform you Angel Uglacy, but your babysitting gig is over, permanently.  On the bright side, you get the platinum package with all the free Pina Coladas you can drink.”

“Waaah, grandma.”

Rates as worse, cruelest death of my sims ever.  I mean poor Shaun.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-48-55-37“Grandma?”

And so Angel Uglacy finally passed away at 82 years old.  She lived a full life, achieved her lifetime want to be an Education Minister, but it sucks when you lose the founder.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-55-43-71She was buried alongside Quinomei under the Apple Legacy tree where soon these ghosts reeking havoc on the family and glitching up my lot in no time.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-08-36-06The grief for this family was terrible, mainly because Angel was an excellent mom and grandmother and everyone actually liked her.  Shaun probably took it the hardest, likely cause she died right in front of him.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-09-13-49“I’m not growing up well, am I?”

Er, maybe not.  This poor kid’s aspirations were tanking like the Titanic.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-53-56-89“Waaah, she was the best mother in law ever!  This is so unfair, right before Christmas.”

Jihoon had an especially close relationship with Angel… that bordered disturbing… like how he always wanted to massage his mother in laws back.

“Well she worked so hard.  What’s wrong with that?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-11-54-30-03And Peppy is not so peppy.

He howls, and howls, and howls.  Look at those sad eyes.  I can’t even make a joke with that.  It’s all so pathetic right now.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-52-13-97There was only one thing to do.  That’s right, you know what those cookies mean.

sims2ep9-2016-12-19-23-38-28-73Meanwhile, over at Don’s…

“I don’t know about this party, Gage.  I mean I can’t even stand to be in the same room as her.”

“Hey, we’re having it at my house.  All you have to do is make the chili.  It’ll be better at my pad, much as this house has the whole haunted house theme going with those ugly tapestries.  Simselves prefer bubble blowers, bars, and hot tubs.  I have just the place.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-19-23-36-29-88“Listen, it will be a good time.  If anyone knows how to have a good time, it’s me.  Just bring the chili mix and we are going to have an Uglacy roof raiser.”

“I guess.  But don’t expect me to forgive her, Gage.  It’s not happening.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-19-23-37-47-14“Of course not, Don. Just a party.  Lots of chili and mingling.  No hidden agendas here.  Not to mention the simself ladies…”

“Alright Gage, fine. I’ll be there.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-12-37-09-05“So he’s coming.”

“Gage!  Seriously!  Do you mind?!”

“No, I don’t mind.  Oh?  Did you want me to leave?”

“It’s times like this I wonder why I have not killed you yet.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-44-22-71“It’s time to get the party started ladies!”

Oh no.  Why do I have a feeling I am going to regret this in the morning.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-15-50-17-69“Great, I don’t know why I let him talk me into this.  I always let my soft spot for him rule my common sense.  All this is about is him wooing the ladies, and he’s going to try to force me to accept Candi’s apology.  Well it’s not happening. No way, no how.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-12-13-81“Nemo!  Nemo is that you in there?”

“That’s right Candi, I’m back writing too.  I just updated my apocalypse, Far Away From Eden, another Apocalegacy after a six year hiatus.”

“OH my gosh, another rebel!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-09-29-17“Yeah, well I was the king of subplots in my day…”

“I’ll say.  Your subplots had subplots.  I can’t believe anyone has that much imagination.”

“But like you, I missed the Sims 2 and my legacy family.  So I thought what the heck.  I just posted a new chapter at Boolprop.net.”

“Well welcome back!  Come on in and join the party.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-25-04-70“Okay Candi, this isn’t some kind of Gage Orgy, is it?”

“Don’t be silly Rflong.  That won’t happen.  But er, stay away from his hot tub, just to be on the safe side.”

Rflong-writes A Simple Legacy.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-25-33-48Not everyone is afraid of Gage, however…

“Michelle, baby, how are you?”

“Oh Gage… teehee, I love your hugs.”

Yea, hugs, that how it all starts Michelle, I’m just warning you.

Michelle Young-Alphabetic Apocalypse

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-59-56-44“Hey darling, where have you been?”

“I’m on hiatus, Gage, but don’t you worry.  I’ll be checking back soon, and when I do and I see what Candi has done, downloading me back into a game with you, she’s toast.  Literally.”

“Rawrrr, I love it when you talk murder.  Want to set on Santa’s lap?  I might have a special present for you, little girl.  This Santa likes his ladies naughty.”

“Oh gross!  You haven’t changed one bit Gage!”

Cowforbrains-  countless stories.  Usually dealing with killing sims, lots of sims.  That’s one way to end a legacy.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-19-11-12And taking out our trash for us is Pony.  Thanks Pony.

“Well your house is a mess.”

Yeah, three bachelors, all romance, tell me about it.

Pony- New Pokemon Legacy

 

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-00-53-82“Oh my goodness, I’m trapped between two fine looking men!”

I think Nichola may have had a little too much ‘Christmas Punch’.

Nicholaplaythesims-member of Boolprop.  I didn’t find a current legacy, if you have one Nichola, message me. 

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-42-20-71“Hey Blueberry, jump in!  You’re ten steps behind!”

“Yea, you guys are freaking me out.  Seriously, you call that dancing?”

Blueberry Pie-Currently doing the Apocalypse Challenge in video but has written several stories at Boolprop.  But poor guy can’t dance the smustle to save his life.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-47-31-53“Look Don, I got it!”

“Er yeah, Blueberry.  Those are some moves alright.”

“Yahoo, I want to be cowboy!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-00-59-37“I can’t smustle…”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-56-11-32“So I’ll bang a pan!”

Lil White Comet again… employee, simself, pan musician.  Writes A Sparrow Legacy when not banging pans.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-53-59-77The party was going great… everyone was having fun.  But then someone had to pull out the karoke machine.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-14-31-45-32“Alright, time to do my version of Lady GaGa!  Can’t read my, Can’t read my, No he can’t read my poker face…”

Keika immediately hogs the karoke machine.  It was not pretty folks.

Keika- White Legacy

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-01-55-95
On top of singing simselves, all the Uglacies had arrived, and let’s just say, I was not feeling the love.

“Traitor, hissss.”

“Oh can it Zip.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-29-28-82I decided there was only one thing to do.  I had to beg Don’s forgiveness.

“Listen Don, I don’t know how many times I can tell you this, but I am really, really sorry I didn’t play you guys for years.  I missed you.  The sims 2 beat the sims 3 hands down in my heart, and honestly, I think a lot of fans felt that way.  Please forgive me.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-24-11-41“And I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I AM NOT ever forgiving you!  As far as I’m concerned, you’re dead to me!  Gone!  Kapeesh?!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-20-19-22“DAD that is a bit harsh, even for an Uglacy!  She created it, she brought you and mom together against legacy norms I might add.  She played you when zombies weren’t cool!  Pre-Walking Dead days!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-22-08-96“And then she left us!  In a sim bin for years!  Everyone just deserted us like yesterday’s news!  Are you forgetting that Gage.  I’m done talking about this.  I’m not forgiving her and that’s that!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-13-50-61“Hey, hey don’t cry…”

“It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to…”

Keika:  “HEY everyone, Candi wants to hear It’s my Party and I’ll cry if I want To!  1…2…3”

“Just leave me alone, Gage, you just want to look down my dress anyway.”

“Er, well maybe a little, but you know I have a soft spot for simselves…sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-19-01-65And what happened then, well in Strangetown they say

that the Gagemeister’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

And then the true meaning of Christmas came through,

and the Gage found the strength of two Gages plus two.

                                                            (Dr. Zuess, The Grinch)

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-34-32-98And now that his heart didn’t feel quite so tight,

he logged onto his computer that night.

He whizzed through the forums and found boolprop true

and did what he knew that he had to do.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-37-36-20Gage spawned the sim modder

and with just a click

He pulled off the old relationship trick.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-41-04-80“Wow, I suddenly feel forgiving again.”

“Gee Zip, I don’t hate you anymore.”

“Yea, that’s weird. What were we fighting about?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-48-17-37“Don, this is for you.  It’s a special gift from me.  Something in your want panel.”

“A baby!”

“NO Don.  Geesh, you family sims.  Samara would kill me.  It’s a bowling alley.”

“Er, how did you fit it in that box?’

“Don’t ask.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-50-58-18“Don, I’m so glad we’re friends again.”

“Yea, it was weird, I hated you one minute and the next we were besties again.’

“Relax Samara, it’s just a friendship hug. Geesh your wife scares me.”

“She scares me too.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-46-11-39“Here Samara.  This is for you.  I saw it on the internet and thought it would be perfect for you.”

“Birth control?”

“Er no… they don’t have that for the Sims 2 that I’m aware of.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-18-06-64“I love it.”

Of course you do Morticia.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-16-43-39-76“And this is for you Zip.”

“But I was so mean to you.”

“It’s okay. You were just watching out for your dad.  It’s a house, for you and Cleo so you can finally have your own place.”

“A house?  In  a box?”

“Okay, okay, let’s say it’s a deed to a house.  It’s actually an old newspaper, but I’m going to get you guys a house.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-03-15-71“Last but not least, this is for you Donna.”

“You don’t have anything I want.  My life was pretty much destroyed in your last apocalypse attempt.  My fiancee had become a brain eating zombie.”

“Yea, about that.  This box contains a bone phone.  It all you need to bring your true love back.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-31-34-76“Hello Grimmy!  No, no, I’m paying full price!  I need Fricorith Tricou back!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-34-41-56“Fric!”
“Donna?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-36-28-83“Yeah, I kind of need him to not be a teenager…”

“I’m on it Donna.  Woah, nothing I can do about the bad choice of clothing tho.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-42-31-03“Thank you, thank you.  I’ve been so depressed!”

“I know Donna, now run along and live happily ever after at that House of Leaves.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-19-29-22-34“I heard there was one of those Uglacies parties here.  I will put an end to this right now!  Those zombies don’t actually eat brains do they?”

Possibly, the chili is still questionable.  I’m just saying.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-34-48-29“Ladies and Gentlemen, Goopy Elvis is in the House.”

Oh no, too late, that cop wasn’t fast enough.

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-34-12-35***Sang to I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, which Elvis did sing…***  Insert sexy, southern drawl…

I’m dreaming of a Sims Christmas, like we all played in the Sims 2…

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-23-25-51-72With all the decorations…

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-22-16-14-28And Recreation…

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-12-46-39-33Too bad the kids still had to go to school.

“Yeah, what’s up with that.  I have to go to school on Christmas?  What a rip off!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-18-15-45-93“How do you think I feel little girl?!  I have to work on Christmas day and drive a bunch of ungrateful brats to school.  Now get your *%@#&@  in the bus already!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-35-21-92I’m dreaming of a Sims Christmas.  Just like the ones in the Sims 2…

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-12-11-38-87With the tree tops burning

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-22-37-23-81While Sims keep learning,  …not to pet the electrical deer.

sims2ep9-2016-12-17-22-36-53-19“Daddy?!”

“It’s fine sweetie.  Daddy’s fine, zrrr, errrp, eeee, nothing to see here.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-36-02-29I’m dreaming of a Sims Christmas, complete with the Seasons pack…

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-20-01-01-60With the evil snowman, his friend the penguin, whose conversations never lack…

“I’m telling you Barney, there’s something not right about that Uglacy chili.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-36-29-15I’m dreaming of a Sims 2 Christmas

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-19-37-59-65Where Santa shows up for cookies

“Santa is that really you?!”

“Uh oh.  This is the Uglacy house isn’t it?  *sigh*”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-19-39-12-75“Sure, you don’t have to be my BFF.  BUT a lot of things could happen while you’re out delivering presents.  I hear there are all kinds of falling satellites out there.”

Where he pees and pees, and pees and pees…

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-19-45-18-27And does his creepy laughing inbetween.

“HO HO HOOO”

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-19-51-19-92“Santa, you’ve been in here for two hours.  I need to potty.”

“Get lost little girl.  It’s a long trip for an old man like me.  Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-32-12-27“I’m dreaming of a Sims 2 Christmas, complete with all the simselves raising hell!

With their heart farting, and fire starting, and screwing up their stories oh so well!”

“Sing it brother!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-33-22-92“Upload yourselves, ladies.  You know you want to.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-18-25-06-75I’m dreaming of a Sims 2 Christmas with every legacy I write.

May your days be Merry and Bright…

And may all your Christmases be white.

sims2ep9-2016-12-18-00-28-14-07Merry Christmas from the Uglacies!

sims2ep9-2016-12-23-13-44-06-73“Elvis has left the house.  Thank you, thank you very much.”

 

 

Chapter 6, The Ugly Gene is Back!

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-19-13-00-68Welcome back to the legacy family striving to get ugly in 10 generations!  Sure, we have a few other goals as well, such as surviving glitches, taking over the Blue Water District, meeting the well dressed handicap, keeping our noble composure handicap, allowing our ghosts to roam free, keeping our legacy tree alive, and storytelling, both the handicap and for real life too!  This family will be anything but bored.  So lets recap a little.

sims2ep9-2016-12-02-22-41-48-90When we last left the Uglacies, they had welcomed the third generation, Tiffany to the family.  Tiffany is named for Chucky’s Bride.  Sadly, Tiffany did not inherit the cool zombie skin, but she is definitely an Uglacy.  The personalities have started.  She has 10 neat, 3 outgoing, 9 active, 9 playful, and 1 nice.  Yes… one nice point.

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They’re baaackkk…

sims2ep9-2016-12-02-23-01-38-35Meanwhile, Angel and Quinomei sit around playing chess and generally being useless, like you would expect retired education ministers to do.

sims2ep9-2016-12-02-23-26-51-05Angel does like being a grandmother tho, it’s that family sim thing.  She never leaves poor Tiffany alone.  She stands over her crib when she sleeps.  Creepy.

sims2ep9-2016-12-02-23-43-40-42Quinomei tried to pass on his business perks to Wendy.

“So it’s all about money, you have to make them pay for items.  The razzle dazzle works best…but it will take me a month of non-stop lecturing to teach it.”

I hate trying to pass business perks, it takes like a year of yackity yack.  Like my sims, I don’t have the attention span, so this did not happen.  But  I tried… for 10 seconds.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-11-39-19-84And Jihoon, well I’m not sure he’s feeling the Christmas spirit or his new family.  In his defense, I did dress him in plaid.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-13-27-18-96But he has some unhealthy feeling towards his mother in law.

“I don’t know what she sees in Quinton.  He’s such a loser.  She deserved better.  I want to play with her, talk to her… hang out. Give her a backrub.”

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-13-27-47-15“Hey Mrs. Uglacy, let me give you a hug…”

freewill… 0___O

“Hey Jihoon, I’m your father in law… standing right here… hello, hello?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-13-31-43-37“Here, let me rub those knots out.”

“Wow, Baboon, that’s so thoughtful.”

“Jihoon, my name is Jihoon.”

Those lips say otherwise.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-12-11-38-87In other news, we finished the death memorial pictures…

Oh the tree?  We decided to combine a fireplace with a tree this year, saves room.  It’s very toasty.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-18-39-31-06So Jihoon invests in a business, Christmas trees!  And stuff.  The Uglacy Christmas Lot is officially open and operational.  Wreaths, light up reindeers, gingerbread houses, and a wide variety of useless Christmas crap that this sims will carry around in their inventory forever to use one time a year.  Sound familiar?  But I love Christmas Crap!  So this should be fun.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-13-59-44-25Our first customer, Gage Uglacy!  Nice matching stalking raincoats boys.  Plan to do a little flashing later?

“Hello Gage, such an honor. What are you looking for?”

“A sim self in a hot Santa outfit…”

“Er, we don’t exactly carry those.  What about a nutcracker?”

“You’re kidding me, right, kid?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-14-01-20-05Of course my sim self makes an appearance and admires Wendy.  Who wouldn’t.  She’s the all star with skill points, several badges, and appears to actually be an intelligent sim.  Unfortunately if history repeats itself,  inbreeding with ugly townies is probably going to change this story line fairly fast.  And then my family will be lucky to sell peanuts to an elephant.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-18-34-59-06

Are you kidding me?  Yea, let’s throw away a business so Quinten can be a Parking Lot Attendant.  What a dream job!  And it’s not an entry job? So what is?  Dog poop picker upper?

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-12-08-23-05Like father, like daughter.  Yea, no one bring the baby in, it’s not like it’s winter or anything.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-19-13-00-68Fortunately, Tiffany survives, and we miss the whole birthday party thing… because I didn’t notice. Anyway, she reminds me of someone… I can’t quite put my finger on it.  Let me think…  Looks through old albums…

SAMARA!!!  Muhahaha… oh the gene really is back.  Happy times!

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-19-20-27-26Third Christmas tree and counting…

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-21-44-26-21We still have all the lovely dogs… “FOLLY!  How many times do I have to tell you not to destroy the flowers.  Geesh, fill up that bar already!  You’re 100 years old.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-21-45-54-70And Angel teaches Tiffany how to walk, talk, potty, and sing a nursery rhyme her first day as a toddler… GO Angel, you rule!  Smart milk might have helped a little…

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-06-03-38“Jihoon, I think we should expand our family… maybe we could have an ugly zombie baby.  I just wish that sim self, Nichola, would stop staring at us in the car.”

“Well if it’s a show she wants…”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-09-21-35Nothing makes a sim self run off your lot faster than baby making.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-15-53-44“Oh these flowers are trash!”

Actually baby making was dream date 50, completing Wendy’s lifetime want.  It’s all platinum plumbobs from here.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-10-24-35Grrr.  You are a disgrace to Hoover.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-28-56-61“I want to sing another evil nursery rhyme, Grandma…”

“Silly Tiffany… there’s no such thing as evil nursery rhymes…  Lets sing 3 blind mice again.  You seem to like the part where they get their tails cut off by the farmer’s wife.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-35-50-66“Folly, you’re old as the hills now.  I just want to let you know… it’s okay to go towards the light. No really, it is.  Anytime… anytime at all.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-48-37-58“Oh no, I think I’m pregnant…”

And possibly impaled through the door.  Yea, pregnancy may be the least of your problems.

sims2ep9-2016-12-03-22-52-04-53“AAArrrgh…”

That’s what you get Circe, for stealing our invisible paper and your bad choice of a cow neck sweater.

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-13-51-33“I need to lecture you, Wendy, you are dirtying up all the toilets in the house and we can’t have that.  What are you doing…”

“I’m sizing up your casket, dad.  You don’t lecture pregnant women without dire consequences.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-16-10-49Another real example of my really bad sim playing…after wondering why the option to never breed Peppy and Buffy came up, I finally realized the problem.

“Yes, random townie woman, how would you like to adopt our dog, Buffy.  You see, someone adopted her to breed with our Uglacy lineage, but didn’t realize she was an elder… yea, not gonna work.  So would you be kind enough to give her a home?  She should die any day now.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-20-02-32Speaking of dying, Folly’s time had finally come… but prepare for some of the worse Grim Reaper pics ever.  Turn away… turn away.

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-20-40-91“Er, I’m here to collect your dog… are you really going to jump in the bathtub right this minute. Maybe you want a minute to say your final goodbyes?”

“No, I’m good.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-21-13-20“How about a picture… for Facebook?  Good dog, Folly, be with you a minute.  Got to snap a picture of this.  No one is going to believe this family.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-21-54-96“You sure are hanging around a long time, Mr. Reaper.  Are you glitched?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-23-56-36Dear Lord, is he beating her with a stick in the bathtub?!  What is this? Shades of Gray, Reaper Style?!

sims2ep9-2016-12-09-12-25-18-06What a disturbing and somewhat satisfied expression.  You do realize your dog just died?

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-21-51-40-12New dog!!!  Angel goes to the pet store and gets a younger version of Buffy, who we name Teddie.  After my dog.  Except my dog is actually a boy… so it’s not exactly the same.  Minus a few parts.

She is a hyperactive, playful, finicky genius… which is exactly like my Teddy.  *Sob*.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-21-55-33-54Meanwhile, Jihoon gets promoted almost daily and is up to Guest Lecturer.

“Woohoo, whose the man?!  I put the teach in teaching!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-22-13-32-28“Er, what’s this?  Another dog?  Did we really need one?”

Yes… yes we did… because this handicap is SOOOOO much fun.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-22-03-30-75While in the bathroom… (Where all good sims go to die)

“OH for the love of boolprop, I can’t get away, I’m trapped!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-22-04-01-67“There, there Quinton Uglacy.  You are actually about to be free, you’ve been trapped in this mess of a legacy. Drink my magical pina colada, and join us for a free, non-ending vacation of platinum bliss.  Drinks and condiments are not included… tour packages are extra.”

And so Quinton (aka Quinomei) passes on at 72 years old, leaving his business to Wendy, but taking all his business perks with him.  That made me cry the most.  He was fun though, and his Komei ways shall be missed.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-22-41-24-46Angel never cried, but she did start downing “juice” immediately after the death.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-03-18-28Death aside, it’s time for birthdays and mayhem.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-06-39-45The Uglacies were in attendance.

Nose:  “Wow, she is one creepy looking kid.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-07-37-51“Hey Nosferatu, how has everything been?”

“I’m living it up, sis, in an apartment downtown with my cheer leading girlfriend and my dog Moody.  Good times for a vampire.  Can’t stay for the party, I’m burning up.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-10-09-85Everyone looks a bit bored with the party, except Don of course.  Who can blame them, seen one toddler party, you’ve seen them all.

“Yay, go sweetie!!!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-11-28-69I don’t know if I would get that glowing kid too close to the flames…could be catastrophic.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-12-21-20“Yay, grow up ugly!”

“Is she actually yelling at my kid to grow up ugly?”

“Yea, that’s how she is.  I always knew legacy players were twisted, but she’s really on the crazy train.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-13-54-94Survey says…sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-14-27-43We have an Uglacy.  Repeat… We have an Uglacy.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-16-45-04“You shouldn’t even be here, you traitor!  You don’t deserve to be at this party!”

“Arrgh, Gage, get him off me.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-18-33-62“I’m stepping back out” (and he actually did) “What’s wrong with these people?  Do they think I want to attend toddler parties and break up fights.  I’m a lover, not a referee.  Is that a  sim self coming up the sidewalk?”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-15-24-85“Take her down Grandpa Don!  She’s a backstabber!”

“Yea, Don, she forgot I’m her grandaughter.  Beat her into tomorrow!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-20-02-20“Sorry I had to do that Don, but I have body points too.  I hope you’re happy, scarring our great, great granddaughter at her birthday party.  Poor kid will needs years of therapy for this one!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-20-31-74“Wow, Can you guys do it again!”

Okay, maybe not.  She is an Uglacy after all.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-28-27-58She does have issues with dogs on the beds however.

“Oh my gosh, he might have fleas, or ticks, or something…Ewww gross.”

It’s those 10 neat points.  Poor little freak.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-41-34-68“Dad, she kicked the tar out of Don.  But sometimes he kicks the tar out of her.  Meanwhile the party score plummets. We can’t keep having snooze parties, we have a reputation to uphold.”

“Yea, son, I get you.  Simselves are drawn to our roof raising parties.  We can’t keep having snooze fests, even if this is a toddler party.  I’m going to have to fix this.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-32-05-13Meanwhile, upstairs, Don keeps slapping me, while zip elbows me in the head.  Now they are tag teaming me.   Seriously guys, enough is enough.

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-33-21-06In a pathetic attempt to save the day, Wendy runs around singing Go Gerbits to all her guests in free will mode.  It doesn’t help the situation.

“GGGoooooooo Gerbits.”

“Geesh, Wendy, I heard that song enough in college.  It sucked then and it sucks now.”

sims2ep9-2016-12-10-23-44-28-17Jihoon ask both of us to join him in the hot tub to get us to stop fighting, and tries to remind us that once we were best friends.  It at least gets the party score up to Good, but Don and I are a long way from friends now.

sims2ep9-2016-12-11-00-02-18-99Busting moves may have been a bit too much for Wendy…

“Arrrgh, I think I busted something else, like my water!”

sims2ep9-2016-12-11-00-03-02-74Yay!  A baby zombie boy!

Meet Shaun, for Shaun of the Dead.

sims2ep9-2016-12-11-00-09-07-57“Good job, honey!”

“Er, thanks.”

And that is where I shall leave it.  Will Shaun be an ugly zombie baby and take the heirship from his sister Tiffany?  Will Don and I ever reconcile?  Will Tiffany grow up to look just like Samara?  Will the Grim Reaper post naked bath pictures of Angel on the internet?  So many questions… only to be answered in the next installment.  Until then, happy simming!

Chapter 5, Honeymoon and Babies

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-40-19-22“LADIES!  I’ve heard your simselves recently arrived in Strangetown.  Welcome Keika and Nichola to my humble abode.”

“Gage Uglacy?”

“That’s right, baby, the one and only.”

“Do we get to meet Don?!”

*Sigh*. “Sure darling, in due time.  Make yourselves at home.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-23-43-92“Now girls, I know you are probably intimidated by the masterpiece that is me, but please, don’t be.  This is after all, Gage’s hot tub of love where no topic is off limits.”

I sincerely apologize to Pony, Sam, and Rflong, whose simselves were shamelessly used in the making of my storyline.  (Although Rflong really held her own with Gage!)

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-28-39-45“Now I want to be clear about the terrible rumors about me, started heartlessly by my creator Candi.  I am completely misunderstood and just want to be best friends with everyone.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-32-44-48Rflong:  “Last I checked girls he was a romance sim, not a popularity ones.  He wants friends alright, with benefits.  Watch out in here, no splashing… no cuddling of any kind.”

“Hey I resemble, I mean resent that remark.”

True side note… Rflong agrued every topic Gage brought up.  Hilarious.

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-35-14-17“Sorry to interrupt your pathetic attempts at seduction, but we need to talk mister.  I did what you asked,  I downloaded these poor simselves against my better judgement.  But you’re not holding up your end of the bargain, Gage. When are you going to help me repair my relationship with Don?!  We’ve been fighting all over town, and this has gone too far.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-24-12-00“Just today he had a horrible accident where he ran smack into the tree while stealing our invisible newspaper.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-36-11-01“Baby, I’m working on it.”

“Enough Gage.  It’s been 5 chapters already.  You need to make this a priority.  Don hates me and it is only getting worse.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-38-01-45“Relax sweetheart.  I got this.  I’m nothing if I’m not charming.”

“And full of yourself.”

“I’m confident, baby.  I mean look at this package.  How can I not be?”

“Yeah, I’d rather poke my eyes out with a rusty fork.  Now can you get to this already.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-38-47-87“Don’t get your panties in a twist, I can handle this. But you have to remember, you literally left us in the middle of a zombie eating apocalypse.  And Don is dealing with some serious disbandment issues.”

“You mean abandonment issues.”

“NO.  You forget I ran an asylum for simselves and was once Dr. Gage.  I know diagnoses.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-37-06-72“UGH.  You were a pretend doctor.  Fine Gage. Whatever.  Just start working on this, okay?”

“Sure baby.  Now stop stressing.  How about a soak in my hot tub?”

“No thanks.  I have a story to write.  Just try to be a gentleman, please.”

“Baby, I’m always a gentleman.  I know how to treat the ladies.”

…*sigh*…

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-45-39-10“So Gage, we were all talking and we want some of Don’s chili.  Can you get it for us?”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 11-45-20-18“Why of course, Sam.  Don and I are tight.  He’ll whip me chili and then some.  No problemo.  The Gagemeister is on it.  I wouldn’t leave you ladies down.”

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 10-59-11-51“Gage can you do this, Gage, can you do that.  Simselves.  So demanding.  Pfft.  Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.  Now I have to convince that cranky zombie to have a chili party and forgive Candi.  What do I look like?  Dr. Fricking Phil?”

Woah… note to self, way too much animal print for one picture.

Sims2EP9 2016-08-21 12-03-54-26Meanwhile, at Don’s…

Samara: “Honey, come play some poker with us. Stop moping.”

Don:  “Samara, I’m not moping.  I’m angry.  She trampled all over this family and threw us out like we were yesterday’s garbage.”

Samara:  “Now that isn’t completely true, Don.  She did save us on a hard drive for years.”

Donna:  “Yeah, Dad, I hate to say this, because I love to hate people, but maybe it’s time to move on.”

Ding dong (Or Insert doorbell sound of choosing).